pony time

when you take a dump on a pony's chest and run away

it was pony time just now

by uahhhhh April 26, 2006

Smack the pony

When you're fucking you're boyfriend, and you begin to smack his ass in a passionate way.

Dude, I was fucking my Boyf last night. I gave him the 'smack the pony'

by Scottttt21 January 17, 2017

pony-ride

The cruel and unusual punishment given to the one you love. It involves taking someones arm and putting it under the other persons legs, going around their crotch and pulling up on the other side until you reach the breaking point.
It's a very funny sight. A great way to embarrass your child in front of friends, relatives, Rabbis and grocery shoppers.

I love Bob, that is why I gave him a pony-ride.

by pony-ridden February 6, 2009

pony boy

a guy with red hair who enjoys ponys while being naked and also likes pony bongs*

* see: pony bongs

goddamn james is such a pony boy

by MansonFan April 23, 2006

The Pony Express

When a Female partner has 1 or more earings in each ear, and before engaging in sexual intercourse fashioning reins out of string or leather strips. Then once the reins are created you mount her from behind and yell stop 1 and engage in the mail delivery across the west.

Hey Black Beauty/Hildalgo i need to deliver a package via pony express. Turn around and let me show you the wild west. Gidde Up its time for The Pony Express

by evcar mayman September 6, 2011

Head Ponies

Term used to describe headphones by those of a draconic nature.

I want to listen to some music, where's the head ponies?

by Arcturus Nova October 3, 2003

pony bong

where someone most likely pony boys pack weed into the ass of a pony and suck the the penis of the pony while suckin to smoke weed

goddamn that pony boy can take take that pony bong

by MansonFan April 23, 2006