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Government dump

When a shit requires a lot of paperwork.
Bring me some more toilet paper, I'm taking a government dump.
by aguyinnc12 July 6, 2011
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dump scare

when you shit in the toilet and the toilet water splashes back at you.
You’re sitting in the Sonic bathroom, after a lovely chili cheese dog. There’s a line outside that’s been there for about 20 minutes because you’ve been busy on the toilet. You’re finally done with your business, and you have one more shit to plop out. You let it out, but it is a small one. It hits the water, and you feel the cold water splash up and hit you, also called a dump scare.
by Big dicky dick boy September 12, 2022
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Dump-Thirty

A time after a Quarter-Past-Dump, but before 15-Till-Dump. As the term suggests, this is a grand era, when the heir to the porcelain throne "rains" supreme, releasing good fortune and wealth into the toilet bowl, to the likes of ashes in the wind.

Many great memes can be discovered at this time. It is not uncommon for the person to die nobly during this time, passing down the throne to another heir and their new "rain".

Tara: "Did you hear about Shay's passing?"
Amanda: "Yeah, both of them actually. Her funeral is next Thursday because of her bathroom visit at Dump-Thirty."
Tara: "Did you hear about Shay's passing?"
Amanda: "Yeah, both of them actually. Her funeral is next Thursday because of her bathroom visit at Dump-Thirty."
by 50K All Day April 5, 2018
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dump clock

When you go into a public restroom that people are lining up waiting to use. You have to keep an eye on the dump clock. If someone runs over their allotted time, you bust the door down and scold them about minding the dump clock.
Bill - I have to go take a dump.

Bobby - Keep an eye on the dump clock.

*an hour passes"

Bobby rushes into Bill's stall and busts down the door - "Didn't I tell you to keep an eye on the dump clock?"
by Swig swig swigless March 26, 2013
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Tea Dump

the act of shitting on anothers chin as opposed to putting ones genitals on their chin This is great to do after a large meal at Taco Bell.
Screw the tea bagging, let's just tea dump them.
by Rogue Word Smith May 20, 2017
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Pizza Dump

Taking a shit in the tank of a toilet whilst the bowl is clogged.
"Hey Man step to the side, I gotta take a pizza dump."
by Pannts June 1, 2018
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A Connor Dump

A poop that is soo bad, soo sloppy and really really painful, that after you have finished it, your bumchecks hurt and the worst thing about it, you’ve ran out of toilet paper.
Yo bro let me just go take a Connor dump
by NYIIII February 14, 2019
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