Shoebox Nipples

Nipples that are always standing erect, like theyre hard.

The dancers shoebox nipples were obvious before she removed her clothing.

by Youknome77 September 21, 2025

Marlin's Nipples

This phrase, also known as "Marlin's Didgeridoo" came from the Australian TV show Angry Boys in 2011. The direct quote was the character Gran insulting an inmate by saying "Go blow your didgeridoo Marlin". This sparked an internet meme of facebook groups or like pages about Marlin and his "didgeridoo".
The next level up from this has become Marlin's Nipples. It's used as a swear for something surprising or extraordinary.

Marlin's Nipples that's a long car!
You don't get it do you; Marlin's Nipples, you don't get anything!
Jake R is such a Marlin's Nipple!

by Dekkkers June 16, 2011

Freddy Krueger Nipples

Dark rubber like nipples or black nipples that can be stretched to the extreme. Or just plain ol' gross

That old beef jerky tasted like Freddy Krueger Nipples.

by la mexicana January 2, 2014

Fried Egg Nipples

Dark nipples which look to have overtaken a breast and remind you of your breakfast. Most common of Middle Eastern tits.

"Jesus Sally, I didn't expect to find you had fried egg nipples".

Fried egg nipples tend to remind me of mothers, they don't turn me on.

by Neilwarri November 9, 2015

Gravity fed nipples

Nipples that have been pulled relentlessly from the force of gravity, resulting in elongated nipples

Check out that native woman's gravity fed nipples! They look like they've been pulled by gravity for a long period of time

by Grousekoota November 20, 2016

Arlian Ruby Nipples

A black sk8er boi who is sometimes extremely egotistical and is cool sometimes I guess. (Also had sex with every girl in the school)

Kerry: Hey do you know of that one black fuck boi

Steven: Oh yeah. he's a Arlian Ruby Nipples.

by Keriffy April 5, 2017

madam bitter nipples

When a woman rubs hydrocortisone cream on they're breast and nipple region and ask for nipple time

Wow last night I had an encounter with madam bitter nipples

by Not,typical May 3, 2018