When you have long painted nails. Doesn’t matter if they’re real or fake nails. If they long (or longer-ish) and painted, you have bitch nails and you’re automatically a bad ass bitch.
Becky was feeling a little down. She was about to cry, but then she looked down and saw her bitch nails and remembered who tf she was.
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Get the coke nails mug.Intense obsession with the look of one's toenails. Often shown by cutting them while doing something else, often with very freaky results. Most notably observed by June Drabble on her husband Ralph.
Beatrice: Yuck! Your feet are all sweaty. Don't be such a nail timber!
Ralph: But my toenails grew too long, I had to cut them!
Beatrice: That's freaky. Jogging and cutting your toenails - that just doesn't mix right.
Ralph: (scoffing) Oh yeah, well you try it Beatrice Middleton! We'll see if you're a nail timber someday!
Beatrice: (storming off) That's it! I'm gonna go run with Morris. At least he's not a nail timber like you!!!
Ralph: But my toenails grew too long, I had to cut them!
Beatrice: That's freaky. Jogging and cutting your toenails - that just doesn't mix right.
Ralph: (scoffing) Oh yeah, well you try it Beatrice Middleton! We'll see if you're a nail timber someday!
Beatrice: (storming off) That's it! I'm gonna go run with Morris. At least he's not a nail timber like you!!!
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by dejayjay March 23, 2011
Get the Nail Jockey mug.When you are wiping your ass and your finger slips off the paper causing you to scrap your fingernail against your asshole. - hence the name brown nailing
Person 1: hey bro what took you so long in there?
Person 2: ya my bad dawg, I was brown nailing pretty hard so...
Person 2: ya my bad dawg, I was brown nailing pretty hard so...
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The Rusty Nail emerged when she decided to stalk a certain author's Xanga blog, she got five of the writers blogs pulled when the writer had a video blog revealing who she is.
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