Mullet Scars

The permanent fade marks on the side of your hair after you get a mullet. An inescapable mullet that you can no longer change and you can only get variations of the mullet for the rest of your life.

Person 1: Gosh it seems like the only haircuts I can get now are mullets
Person 2: It's because you've got mullet scars. They'll be with you for the rest of your life

by sentiii January 30, 2025

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Mullet hat

A kind of person who lives in suburbia, but acts like he lives in the America countryside. They like dirt bikes, cars & hunting. They also show a weirdly strong amount of homosexuality.

They’re named mullet-hats due to the fact that they’re usually seen with a mullet and red dirt hat combination.

They thought their suburban neighborhood was not a weirdly shaped farm. But then, the mullet hats showed up.

by Roasted beans December 8, 2022

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Maribor mullet

A balding man with a mullet

Poor guy has a maribor mullet.

by hahaplesastsi December 6, 2024

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Mullet

A mullet is what someone has below the belt line when they shave their pubic hair, but not their butt hair. It is named after the mullet hairstyle because of the “business in the front, party in the back” look.

Unlike the other girls who shave both their pubic and butt hair, Trish likes to rock a mullet in her pants. When she likes to get festive, she likes to thread some mini lights in her butt hair, so that explains why people see flashing lights coming from where her buttcrack is.

by rosenovarocks September 27, 2025

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Halloween Mullet

When a house is decorated for Halloween with child friendly stuff at the Front yard and really scary stuff for adults at the backyard or in the house.

Did you visit the Hounted House at the Corner this Halloween? They had a Halloween Mullet! Cool Stuff for everyone!

by RokaFuchsbau July 10, 2020

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