mountnessing

A female climbing a mountain, also a place inbetween ingatestone and brentwood

That girl is good at mountnessing

by ser_dro June 13, 2023

Mount Gushmore Mudslide

A specialised sex manoeuvre: You (a man) have a woman in the Pile Driver Position and you all but squeeze out a turd into her vagina, then suck it back into your ass on repeat while jerking off (optional to use her feet) until you both cum, culminating in her shit packed vagina gushing out all the shit and her fluids along with your jizz, which cascade down her front towards her 'mountains' and face.

I thought of this sex act the other day but can't find a known term for it anywhere, I dub thee: "Mount Gushmore Mudslide".
You're welcome. 😎

My cousin wanted a dirty surprise for her birthday so I gave her a Mount Gushmore Mudslide, she never squirted so hard in her life.

This big titty runaway knocked on my trailer the other night, poor lost soul looked like she'd lost the will to live, so I did what any good Christian would have and called 4 of my buddies over to give her a Mount Gushmore Mudslide marathon before having a Mulch Bag session. Best weekend of my life.

by Fuckstick Johnson November 19, 2025

Mount Gambier High School

a place where a dude ate a bees nest (see reviews for Mount Gambier High School for context)

Person 1: What high school do you go to?
Person 2: Mount Gambier High School
Person 1: L

by Donq H June 19, 2023

Mount Laurel

A computer simulation of the ideal suburb. Some claim it is a real place, but do you ever remember anything happening there, in real life?

Tom grew up in Mount Laurel, went to good school, lived in a nice house and is absolutely unremarkable in any way.

by Trytobe rational March 17, 2022

Mount and Blade

One of the greatest RPG games of all time. Makes you feel like you're Julius Caesar

I was playing Mount and Blade yesterday and ended up capturing Sargoth.

by jnels845 April 12, 2024

Mount Phukidunno

Located at Camp David, Mount Phukidunno is known for its mysterious nature, with its name literally translating to "fuck it, I don't know." Populated almost exclusively by aquatic snails and an elusive beetle, Phukidunno has been studied extensively by ecologists for its uniquely low oxygen content.

Mount Phukidunno possesses a unique climate that most humans would quickly die in!
Yeah, it's a really specific climate that only snails can survive.

by Thezachary May 20, 2024

Mount Olive

schools are shit the playgrounds always have gum and bird shit all over itThe old principal at mountain view was a pedo the shitty secretary is still there and isn't leaving sadly The teaching conditions are terrible Oh the lunch aids are communists & nazis. Lets move onto the middle school which is a top class torture asylum. The principals and secretary are shit the teaching is even more shitty. The popular kids all think theyre hot when in reality half their body weight is fucking makeup, & their friends all the other spoiled mfs. The popular kids are a bunch of racists the sixth graders spend way 2 much time fucking each other bc they haven't had health class & they dont know abt condoms bc they find pornhub at 9. They're starting sex-ed classes in 5th grade to lower the pregnancy rates in the middle school

theres cringy girls who film themselves twerking in the bathrooms in the sluttiest clothes the school lets them wear. the school has an undercover tiktok account to get the kids who film in the school They crack down way too hard on kids who use their phones in class & take them for fucking months. Meanwhile there's kids getting bullied by the popular kids & when they complain about it the school doesn't get off their lazy asses & do shit. Now lets move on to the highschool All of the white cheerleaders are so cringe they talk about bullshit that no one gives a fuck abt they yap like "have you heard about tylers dick its so huge i wanna suck him" Only in Mount Olive 💀

Man, Mount Olive sucks ass.

by putin is gay June 1, 2024