Mount Stromboli

Some active volcanic island in Italy that people built a town on for some reason.

Person 1: Why he being a Stromboli?
Person 2: What you talk about?
Person 1: He is putting his "valuables" right next to the hazard zone, just like David Cameron with the dead pig's mouth.
Person 3: Mount Stromboli!!!111

by Daaaaah215 July 12, 2024

mason mount

lucy’s boyfriend

mason mount is the best player at chelsea

by lucyjamess January 17, 2022

Guard Mount Broke

The single greatest phrase ever said within security forces. When spoken it manifests unending amounts of adrenaline and willingness to complete the day. Also creates blindness to certain actions to keep from extending shifts.

Guard mount broke let’s get outta here.

by MarshallBurnetts March 12, 2022

Mount Greylock Regional

Mount Greylock is a school full of stuck up rich white kids and has a history of perverted vice-principals. It’s known for their small selection of favorited students, parents that come in and yell at staff, racism, homophobia, highest rate of kids that switch schools after their first year of high school, and relentless kids that will without a doubt try to fight you if you say one wrong thing. 1 out of 50 students that go here actually have a positive experience with this school (they have over 600 students). Don’t let the fancy scenery fool you, it’s far from that.

Teenager: Oh you go to Mount Greylock Regional? i’m praying for you.

by non-sugarcoated speaker December 7, 2023

B-mount

for example your second prostitute.

yo! amanda is mikes b-mount!!

by jeff jackson son August 17, 2008

Mount Morris

Mount Morris, Michigan; an incredibly small town north of Flint. It includes all of the “perks” of living in Flint, ghetto corner stores, hood rats, and a road straight to Beecher. Fortunately for the citizens, however, Mount Morris has clean water AND cops, though some of them may be corrupt. Their high schools teen pregnancy rate could be better, but lucky for them 80% of the schools population is gay anyway! Ah, good ole Mount Morris. The city where the most interesting thing to do is walk to speedway to get a slushie! If you want to do anything worth your time you have to go to Clio, just steer clear of the rednecks, hillbillies, and hicks that reside there.

Mount Morris? That’s a city? I thought it was a sub-division of Flint.

by QueenGeneseeCounty May 21, 2018

Mount McKinley

The huge pyramid shaped pile of shit inside of a portable outhouse.

Dude did you see the size of the mount McKinley in that outhouse?

by Stewie Wammerton December 17, 2022