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Mountain Climber

When one guy stands at attention with his dong hanging out while another guy makes the mountain climber pose. The mountain climber then grabs the guy's dong and pulls like he's grabbing a rope to make his way up Mt. Everest. The guy getting pulled must then yodel for the climber to stop once it becomes too painful.
Me and my buddy saw Cliffhanger the other night and decided to do the mountain climber.
by Bubbabobobbrain August 17, 2008
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Mountain Deezy

"Grab me a Mountain Deezy while your up, fool."
by Dave October 14, 2004
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Mountain Dew

A Soft-Drink popularized by pictures of Counter-Strike and World of Warcraft Junkies sitting at their desks full of trash and desperately needing a shave. Outside of the internet, it is mostly known for causing health problems (i.e. the Yellow 5 dye, which may cause problems in the genetaila.)

It should also be noted that nothing from Mountains makes Mountain Dew, and there is no Dew in fact. There may or may not be Pitch in Mountain Dew: Pitch Black. For those of you who don't know what Pitch is, google it.
Guy 1: Look at this dude! He's got what, 50 cans of Mountain Dew stacked up beside his desk?

Guy 1's GF: That's disgusting.
by <insert clever joke here> June 20, 2011
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mountain dike

a dike that loves the mountains (I.E) a woman wearing a Reebok jacket in outback steakhouse wearing Bermuda shorts!! LIKE OMG!!
I was working at outback steakhouse when i was serving a mountain dike eating a pile or shit with her mountain dike clan.
by mountain boss November 5, 2015
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hitting the mountain

The act of hooking up with some one on dating and experimenting with each other
by porkchop and china January 30, 2010
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lost on the mountain

Missing due to the fact that the person in question is stoned
Tom: "Where is Bill?"
Jim: "He's lost on the mountain."
Tom: "Nice."
by the toucan November 10, 2006
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Splash Mountain

The water that hits your anus hole right when you drop a turd
Bro after Taco Bell I went through Splash Mountain so many times
by Thiq_ Croissant March 17, 2017
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