moist beans

the most disgusting thing you could ever say

friend 1; "these are some pretty moist beans aren't they?"
friend 2; "please never say that to me again"

by tiktokapproved1818 March 21, 2020

Moist crackers

Moist crackers is a term used to say something is shitty, but funny.

"I died so many times on this level!" Thats moist crackers my guy.

by Ronald the McDonald January 5, 2021

Moist treacle

Another name to describe jail-bait, between adolescent males.

(liam) "oh craig, that girl there is proper fit aint she?''

(craig) ''what ya talking about, thats obviously MOIST TREACLE''

by GiggleCum January 20, 2012

Mama moist

A very watery and slimy mommy that has the biggest bottle moisture

Me : mama your so moist
Mama moist : yeah now drink my moist
Me : yes mama

by Wes.the.poop November 20, 2023

moist

its nice and wet ;)

Mhmm you're pretty moist

by Wroosh September 14, 2020

Moist

Michaelangelo, according to the Sydnus

I'm very Michaelangelo (Moist) right now, uwu rawr xd.

by Cornpopster July 25, 2018

Moist

When a satisfying thing satisfies your tingles

Gregory: YooOooOo BroOoo!! that slime vid you sent me was MOIST
Jimmy: AyYyyEEee I know!!!

by Lil' Nugg December 17, 2018