Maserati Wank

A style of masturbation for one trying to impress, When one squats down and holds them self up with 2 legs and 1 arm with the free arm wanking thee penis off is a Maserati Wank

Pablo "hey Terry when i got stuck in the lift in the estate, i was so bored i squated down and had a "Maserati Wank"

Terry "well done Pablo"

by Fatal Jimmy October 8, 2009

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Pinche gringo cara de mierda

Mexican expression used to humorously address an anglo person. Roughly translated, it means "silly red-faced gringo". Its not really rude, but kind of playful and endearing, so you can use it freely in polite company, like for example when you´re playing golf with your American business partners.

Pinche gringo cara de mierda, tu paga la cuenta cabron! (You silly red faced gringo, id be delighted if you picked up the tab!)

by hugh g rection March 16, 2009

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Nerf Miner

Another term for when someone accepts to have gay anal sex.

“Hey dude, wanna fuck?”
“Nerf Miner”

by saltyjarjar March 3, 2022

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miered

"To put your allies in the most untenable position possible based upon exceptionally bad decision-making."

Widely used in blogs before and following Harriet Mier's withdrawal as a nominee for United States Supreme Court Justice.

Billy had never played football before, but he wanted to start at quarterback. His dad's buddy was the coach and miered Billy.

by Whipsaw Ellis October 29, 2005

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mineral city

the place that makes hell look good

guy:wow are we in hell?
girl:no the sign says mineral city
guy:oh
girl: i told you to ask for directions

by barrelracer13_luver August 1, 2008

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maserati

a mythical cocktail made of unknown, or unknowable ingredients. Ordered by skiers after a day on the slopes. The exotic name evokes the sleek Italian sports car. Saying the name makes you think 'fast' and 'delicious'.

Nobody orders a maserati with a beer chaser.
Come up to my place and I'll make us some maseratis.

by AdamanEve October 11, 2005

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