Last resort, using a miniature Bic © lighter with low fuel to ignight a generic "adjustable flame" lighter to smoke a product.
by The Harristonian October 14, 2004
Get the Happy Midget-Porn Crack-lighter Dancemug. It basically means "obviously". Similar to the phrase "Does a bear shit in the woods" or "Is the Pope Catholic" or "Is Snakes on a Plane the best movie ever"
If this definition is unclear, see Man vs. Beast 2 on the Fox Network.
If this definition is unclear, see Man vs. Beast 2 on the Fox Network.
"Hey Carl, are you going to that party tonight?" Carl: "Can a camel beat four midgets in a relay race?"
by Max Casella May 2, 2006
Get the can a camel beat four midgets in a relay racemug. by LockMan3000 October 7, 2021
Get the Asion Midget Anal Porn With Islamic Cockmug. "I just watched so much Nasty Intense Midget Chinese Fart Poop Sex and creamed so fast!"
"Why didnt you invite me I would have busted such a fat nut!"
"Why didnt you invite me I would have busted such a fat nut!"
by IBustedAFatNutToIntenseMidgets April 7, 2022
Get the Nasty Intense Midget Chinese Fart Poop Sexmug. A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010
Get the One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Banditmug. A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010
Get the One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Banditmug. A short person who has extreme height requirements for someone to date. For example if a woman is 5ft2in tall and her dating profile says she only dates 6ft1in men, she is a picky midget. Originally found in an AITA story of a tall man who rejected a short girl because of her height requirements, even though he met them.
by Someone2025 August 7, 2025
Get the Picky Midgetmug.