I'm in a meeting

phrase A polite or secretive way to inform someone that you are (or about to be) sitting on the toilet, pooping.

"I can't talk right now. I'm in a meeting."

Person 1 knocks on bathroom door.
Person 2: I'm in a meeting right now. I might be a while.

by Lorenzo Zamboni October 25, 2022

Car Meet

An event where multiple cars park and tell about their vehicles.

Yo! Wanna go to the Car Meet at McDonald's?

by dswqsa895 March 10, 2024

Google meeting

Google meeting

Google meeting

by رضاوي cn7 September 9, 2020

meet molly

code for asking if you’d like to do the drug, molly.

dude 1: hey, do you wanna meet molly this weekend ?

dude 2: hell yeah

by _burkett June 3, 2019

LAN meet

LAN meet, or Local Area Network meet - where you meet with several people and possibly bring your battlestation for a 'splitscreen' playing of a normally online or single player game.

"Hey, You coming to the LAN meet?"

by Gordon Freemium June 25, 2017

MSOC Meet

A gathering of less than 2 people in any one place at a given time.

i was looking forward to seeing lots of cars but it ended up being an MSOC meet

by WRX_Dazza March 12, 2009

meeting mel

an among us player who camps by the emergency meeting button and doesn't do any tasks or contribute in any major way, usually calling a meeting for anything they think seems "sus". the constant meetings they call make it impossible to finish tasks or really even play the game. this is by far the most annoying player

a: "who's been calling all these meetings? i'm in the middle of a task."
b: "oh that's just meeting mel."

by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa1232 September 27, 2020