Matthew Lazenby

Matthew Lazenby is a music producer from the uk known for his songs one and only and alone . You can find him on Spotify @matthew Lazenby

Have you heard the new Matthew Lazenby song

by Lpkg August 25, 2021

Matthew pearson

A cool dude

Matthew Pearson is cool dude

by Matty chat May 3, 2022

Faggot Matthew

A boy who has aids

Hi there a faggot Matthew has aids

by Idubbbz is famous May 15, 2019

pulling a matthew

A living, walking meme.

that guy is pulling a Matthew today.

by Taco Bell 18 May 15, 2016

The Real Matthew Fernandes

A strait up hottie who likes to wear suspenders in school and finds loop holes in the ngs community.

The Real Matthew Fernandes likes to play UNO with Lovepreet and Aadam.

by Awesomeness2.0 December 9, 2020

Dirty Matthew

Similar to the houdini, however, just as you are about to bust your load, you pull out and hawk one on your girl's back. When she turns around to smile at you, you whip out your 1,000,000 candle power spotlight and yell "Roll Tide," which blinds and then confuses her. She hops up and stumbles around, running into things like a drunk Auburn chick. The kicker is, you're stuck with her Lexus payments the next morning.

Redneck #1: How'dya make out last season?
Cracker #1: I dun shot me a 10 point buck, how'dyu do?
Redneck #2: I dragged one out of the woods and put the old dirty matthew on her, now she's got me steppin and fetchin, I tell ya, I am WORE OUT!
Cracker #1: TCB, man, of all the muthafuckas, you are the muthafuckest!

by typical_cracker_behavior January 25, 2006

Matthew

1.A not smart guy
2.A guy that you're not sure if its a guy
3.An unattractive guy
4.A guy with no game
5.A 1-finger girth guy
6. A guy with no life guy
7. An overweight guy
8. A guy wishes to wear a dress

9.A guy who kills babies
10. A guy who would disagree with all of these

Girl 1: Who's the weird new kid?
Girl 2: Honey, he's a Matthew
Girl 1: That explains it

by Marquisisabetternamethanmatt January 24, 2015