mars

a super cool friend and rlly hot and cured any crisis you could ever possibly have!

ppl named mars are milfs no questions asked

by WHYAREALLOFTHENAMESTAKENWTF November 23, 2021

Mars

An extremely disgusting chocolate bar.

Person 1: What are you eating?
Person 2: I'm just eating a Mars bar.
Person 1: Ew

by Dpr1ris November 14, 2021

Mars

Damn he sent me to jupiter

That’s mars he has that effect

He took my virginity
That’s mars
She say she a virgin it’s hurtin
Must’ve let mars in 🤪

by Marswrld March 14, 2021

Mars

A short feisty raging lesbian woman

Person 1 “damn have you met mars?”
Person 2 “yeah, she’s pretty feisty”
Person 1 “and a raging lesbian”

by The man with the moustache March 13, 2024

Mar

Stupid, depress and gay girl

She is mar

by Znbmznnsnns June 16, 2020

mars bar

a mars bar is when a man puts his cock into a girls vagina and when he pulls it out its covered in shit and cum. most people also like to lick this for extra pleasure!

dude i have a mars bar right now from this hairy fat chick...

by mrbigmarsbar October 26, 2025

Mars 28

This day is for people that are born in Mars 28. They’re super sexy. Brown/golden hair all shimmering, golden brown eyes with little bit of a green. They’re so seductive and sex talks so much that they end up somewhere wrong. They have ex issues sadly and will probably be stuck on them forever. When they talk they sound very dumb but when it gets serious they’re actually smarter than all of you. They can get everything they want except girls/boys. They’re uniq people. They’re like a red person, honest and forward. Can’t forget that they are funny as hell and can’t be serious. If you’re born on this day you’re special. xo xo

“Oh my god who’s this everyone is talking about?”

“It’s mars 28, it’s her birthday! she’s the hottest one i’ve ever seen. Only aries people”

by lilalien October 25, 2019