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Get the Mars mug.Person 1 “damn have you met mars?”
Person 2 “yeah, she’s pretty feisty”
Person 1 “and a raging lesbian”
Person 2 “yeah, she’s pretty feisty”
Person 1 “and a raging lesbian”
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by mrbigmarsbar October 26, 2025
Get the mars bar mug.This day is for people that are born in Mars 28. They’re super sexy. Brown/golden hair all shimmering, golden brown eyes with little bit of a green. They’re so seductive and sex talks so much that they end up somewhere wrong. They have ex issues sadly and will probably be stuck on them forever. When they talk they sound very dumb but when it gets serious they’re actually smarter than all of you. They can get everything they want except girls/boys. They’re uniq people. They’re like a red person, honest and forward. Can’t forget that they are funny as hell and can’t be serious. If you’re born on this day you’re special. xo xo
“Oh my god who’s this everyone is talking about?”
“It’s mars 28, it’s her birthday! she’s the hottest one i’ve ever seen. Only aries people”
“It’s mars 28, it’s her birthday! she’s the hottest one i’ve ever seen. Only aries people”
by lilalien October 25, 2019
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