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Long dog

I got long dogged at the DMV because I didn't fill out the forms properly
by Long_dog July 31, 2022
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Baldy Long

A hairstyle which is reseeding on top and long at the back.
Mel Smith - one half of legendary comedy duo Smith and Jones - wouldn't have been half as funny were it not for his Baldy Long
by NebCRasbit June 10, 2020
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long richard

An alternate word for penis.

Usually involves someone talking about a penis or doing something "a certain way".
Ex: Gon' do this LOONG RICHARD STYLE.

Ex: Yea just like my Long Richard.
by Mlg02496 May 10, 2016
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Long-sword

Standard weapon of a medieval european knight and well trained men-at-arms. Designed to be used on one hand whilst the other one holding a shield. It was much rarer than those Hollywood shows and movies would make people believe.

It was designed to cut and slash through heavy chainmails and plate armours. So it was heavier and stronger than most swords of its time.
Bastard-sword was just a mixture of a two-handed greatsword and a long-sword
by TheOneWhoNamedAllThings January 16, 2019
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long island

Most expensive, cold(figuratively), and unfriendly place on Earth. I mean if you're walking around VERY RARELY anyone says "Hello" or "Hi" to you. If you try to say hello people cry "sexual harassment." Driving here especially in the summer near the Hamptons, expect to get into an accident because people drive like they had 30 cups of coffee, plus a hit of crack. Finally houses here are really expensive, a piece of shit 4 room shack would cost you $500,000+. So if you're looking for a nice inexpensive place with friendly people to live, stay the fuck away from Long Island, or New York for that matter, try the rest of the United States or even the world.
In my 17 3/4 years on Long Island, I always wanted to get the fuck outta here, or kill myself, or both.
by Rhambi December 9, 2008
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long hairs

What men who serve in the US Military call attractive civilian women. Civilian women typical possess more longer, an faddish style hair dos compared to female military personnel.
While on liberty, me and my battle buddies would frequent bars to scope out any long hairs to pull.
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Long Rod

A person of taller than average height with a thin physique who could be mistaken for a walking johnson.
I was at this gig the other night but couldn't see anything because this long rod kept dancing in front of me.
by Baz L August 10, 2007
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