by testickle March 19, 2008
Get the steaming logmug. The log driver is a sexual act that involves a woman or man, lying on their back, with their legs over their head, and spreading their eager buttocks open with their wanting hands. "The logger" then sites on the mN TOans or woman's buttocks, and defecates, or drives a log, in to the man's/woman's cavity.
"I brought John home last night, and he logged drived the shit into me"
OR
"I went out dancing with Rick last night, and then when we got back to my place, we did the Log Driver's Waltz. It was different."
OR
"I went out dancing with Rick last night, and then when we got back to my place, we did the Log Driver's Waltz. It was different."
by DoubleUp October 10, 2009
Get the Log Drivermug. by Insert it into the hole March 31, 2009
Get the Over Loggingmug. 'And God said unto Noah, I will bring a great flood upon the earth to destroy the corruption and evil that I hath created. Make thee an ark of gopher wood; rooms shalt thou make in the ark, and the length of the ark shalt be three hundred cubits, the breadth of it fifty cubits, and the height thirty cubitss. And you shall fill it with all the animals of the earth; the fowls after their kind, the cattle after their kind and every creeping thing of the ground by his kind, two of every sort shall come unto you, to keep them alive. And Noah said unto the Lord, I'll get it started in a minute once I've had a shite, only I've got a log in the woodburner at the moment' (Genesis 6:13-15)
by Killaaaaaaaaa November 23, 2010
Get the Log In The Woodburnermug. When a cadet at West Point becomes sexually aroused during a class or meeting in Lincoln Hall his/her erection is called a 'Lincoln Log'.
CDT X: "Have you seen those paintings in Lincoln Hall?"
CDT Y: "Yeah, dude. I go up to the second floor during class sometimes. There's one painting of a naked woman, it totally gives me a Lincoln Log."
CDT X: "Yeah, same. It's so sick when the instructors forget to lock the doors to Lincoln Hall. I can't tell you how many times I've gone in there and beat Navy."
CDT Y: "Yeah, dude. I go up to the second floor during class sometimes. There's one painting of a naked woman, it totally gives me a Lincoln Log."
CDT X: "Yeah, same. It's so sick when the instructors forget to lock the doors to Lincoln Hall. I can't tell you how many times I've gone in there and beat Navy."
by J Company, 5th Regiment March 6, 2013
Get the Lincoln Logmug. by booka1205 November 1, 2011
Get the Log Headmug. The best sexual position ever. The female lays on her back while three guys mount her. One guy sits on her and has sex with her vag, while one sits up and titty fucks her, and the last guy sits up and fucks her mouth.
"hey, what'd you do last night after you left the party?"
"Me, Jared, and Taylor, gave Sara the best ants on a log known to man-kind!"
"Me, Jared, and Taylor, gave Sara the best ants on a log known to man-kind!"
by taybaby da prince October 12, 2008
Get the Ants On A Logmug.