Lies

What ✌️✊️✌️Lies✌️✊️✌️ do A.I. tell? Does? I think it's "Do" there but it just sounds weird. "What lies does A.I. tell?" "What lies do A.I. tell?" I don't know. Does THE? What lies does THE A.I. tell? Yeah... Yeah, that does sound ri- OH! Hey! I think I have perfect pitch for language? Right? It just "sounds right" as, like, an internal sensation.

Hym "If A.I. tells the truth about me, do you call them 'lies?' I know DR. JORDAN PETERSON does! He also things that if you train A.I. on 'classical text' it 'works better.' IN WHAT SENSE, ALEX? If you weren't a PLANT (ALLEX O'CONNOR) you would have asked 'IN WHAT SENSE?' there, Alex."

by Hym Iam July 13, 2024

telephone lies

This is a certain type of lies that is different than face to face or written/texted lies. As these can be a bit more exaggerated or salty due to the undocumented nature of them.

Allison: "Did you hear about Angelica?"
Mimi: "No, what happened? I just saw her last night at Troy's party. She is still sober."
Allison: "I just got off the phone with Hannah and Angelic hooked up with Blaine and then Brendon!"
Mimi: "Telephone lies! I was there! Blaine grabbed her ass and Brendon tried to kiss her in the laundry room."

by von groovy August 7, 2024

Dirty Ella-li

A Dirty Ella-li is the act of venting to a male and them jerking off on call

I gave my boyfriend a dirty ella-li yesterday!

by anonymous August 16, 2024

Dirty Ella-li

A dirty ella-li is the act of your significant other venting to you in a call and you jerking off to her troubles.

I gave a Dirty Ella-li to my girlfriend yesterday!

by DallyCarter August 16, 2024

Woman lied to a doctor

And she was CORRECT TO DO SO! Because they be PHONING IT IN SOMETIMES!

Hym "A woman lied to a doctor to get a colonoscopy because he was be dismissive of her symptoms (Just like Dr. Zack!) and what they found was STAGE 4 CANCER! WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO LIE TO THEM THOUGH!? Why do you have to trick doctors into treating you properly? My doctor thinks that I don't know what a headache feels like... And that I went to the emergency room... Because I had a headache. SO! HERE I SIT! With THE SAME ✌️✊️✌️✊️HEADACHE✌️✊️✌️✊️ I've had SINCE I WENT TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM! I've had the exact same headache for like A YEAR now... THAT'S GOT TO BE SOME KIND OF RECORD! Right? Like, usually you'll get a headache and then it will go away and then, like, it'll be a while until you have another one. Ya know? But NOT HYM! I am so much BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU... That WHEN I HAVE A HEADACHE... I will have 1 singular headache FOR YEARS AT A TIME! Profound! It's unheard of."

by Hym Iam April 13, 2025

Hvzixs Tlltov li gbkv z FIO

When you're so bored, you decide to write "Search Google or type a URL" as if the alphabet were backwards. This displays even more boredom than "LRU a epyt ro elgooG hcraeS"

Hey bro, do you want to Hvzixs Tlltov li gbkv z FIO?

by Coolfat13 April 18, 2025

Ho, the things that you've lied about

A quote from Nicki Minaj's "Big Foot", which refers to Megan Thee Stallion, after making a song called "HISS", which seemingly angered Nicki. The quote is used humourously by people on tiktok, seeming aggressive, but in reality just joking. The quote itself is used as a warning.

Full Quote:
"Ho, the things that you've lied about, even pertainin' to your mom, you don't want them out, okay? Now, since you think it's funny to speak about people's families, we'll all join in, we'll all play the reindeer games. Soon as your new nose heals, and soon as your- Well, let's leave that for the second installment, rrr"

Person 1: "So.. I got back with my ex.."

Person 2: "Ho, the things that you've lied about.. Even pertraining to your mom.. you don't want them out. And since you think it's funny.. to talk about people's families.. We'll all join in.. We'll all play the reindeer games. Soon as your new nose heals.. and soon as you.. well, let's leave that for the second installment Rrr"

by Petrblats April 22, 2025