When a man masturbates and doesn’t have a towel to clean up
He bashes the head of his penis on a door frame to wipe it off
He bashes the head of his penis on a door frame to wipe it off
by Knock on wood March 21, 2024
Get the Knock On Wood mug.1. To strike a surface noisily to attract attention, especially when waiting to be let in through a door.
2. A desperate cry for help, particularly to express one's desire to enter the music room.
2. A desperate cry for help, particularly to express one's desire to enter the music room.
Student 1: "I am so screwed"
Student 2: "We just need to have some more practice time" knock knock knock knock knock knock
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by TheSixthWizard March 28, 2024
Get the Knock mug.Make the aforementioned guys realize they are not as powerful, important, or impressive as they think they are, often through humiliation or a humbling experience.
Ryan: (face radiating with jealousy as he watches the Chipmunks hit on the girls) Somebody's gonna have to knock those guys down to size.
Xander: Well, that should be pretty easy. I mean, they're only eight inches tall.
-Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel
Xander: Well, that should be pretty easy. I mean, they're only eight inches tall.
-Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel
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