Kitchen

The place that Jogn lights on fire at 3 am because he's bored.

You: JOGN WHY DID YOU LIGHT THE KITCHEN ON FIRE AGAIN!!!
Jogn: I WAS BLACK

by Robbie622 June 24, 2023

kitchen conversation

A conversation that includes information that cannot leave this discussion, includes tea that cannot be further spilled.

Imma tell you this but it’s a kitchen conversation, so it stays between us.

by littleblackmunchkin June 27, 2023

Kitchen asphalt

Simply burned cake

Mama baked us some kitchen asphalt again, Dad.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

kitchen mitten

A variation of the Alabama Hot Pocket, where a lesbian shits in her partners vagina and they use the feces as a phallus.

Mike McDaniel gave a kitchen mitten to Tyreek Hill.

by Leftfootl875 December 21, 2023

kitchen toilet

A "kitchen toilet" is a slang term within organizational design describing a structural choice within an organization (shape, authority, accountability, etc...) that does not make sense. Kitchen toilets can only be explained by going back in time and understanding the path that produced the current outcome. The people who were there for the choices have accepted the odd choice because they were there for the journey and understand the constraints that produced it. A person joining the organization afterwards has the experience of walking in and asking "Why do you have a toilet in your kitchen?"

The new person might start tugging on the toilet because toilets in kitchens are generally bad ideas. They realize the toilet has a lot of associated plumbing tied into the kitchen that can only be seen when they try to rip it out. The person must decide if they want to take on the cost of removing the toilet to produce a more fundamentally sound kitchen, or get used to holding their nose and walking around the toilet while using the kitchen.

I just took over a new team, and it is just kitchen toilets everywhere. Lots of people promoted into roles that make no sense for what we need to accomplish now. Decision are parked far from where they are understood and create impact for no discernible reason. And it is top heavy with people who can neither lead nor do. These choices may have made sense at some point, but now I am going to have to tear down and rebuild the whole organization because it is so structurally flawed.

by Corporate Linguist January 9, 2024

Kitchen Climbing Cretin

Someone who is unable to reach the top shelf due to being of short disposition. Therefore having to climb onto the countertop like the cretin they are.

Abi, stop being a kitchen climbing cretin

by Stretch04 October 5, 2023

Kechena

Kechena (ke-she-na)

Kechena, pronounced as ke-she-na, is a term used to describe a princess, but with a deeper connotation. It signifies a woman of remarkable strength, power, and beauty, who commands respect and admiration. A Kechena is not only successful in her endeavors but also embodies grace and dignity in her actions. She is a leader who inspires others with her confidence and determination. In a world where femininity is often underestimated, Kechena stands as a symbol of empowerment and resilience, reminding us of the innate strength within every woman. Additionally, "Kechena" serves as another word for "princess," and the name itself carries the same powerful meaning.

by Namesglobe.org March 8, 2024