Juan

Causing absolute chaos with minor decisions (also not being able to read maps of any kind)

Damn I just really pulled a Juan

by Sasquatch117 March 27, 2025

Juan Simon

A Juan Simon is a very funny guy and a strong guy. Don’t mess with a Juan Simon because he will beat you in a second

Guy 1: Do you regret something

Guy2: Messing with a Juan Simon

by Si mi December 8, 2018

Juan

Juan is one of the kindest people you are going to meet he is a great friend. Although sometimes he looks shy and uncomfortable he is really a person with a big heart he is affectionate and although he is tired of all his day he hears you talk about your day although he only wants to sleep and not in a single moment he complains although he is not so big to talk a lot he prefers to be silent although that does not matter why with him silence feels good. He is a person who likes to help others, not only his friends. He is a person who, even though he is going through something, does not say it for not disturbing others. He is a person that I love.

Juan loves she spend time with his friends

by Berrybluee March 10, 2024

Juan Pablo

A solid 8” piece of Rigid. He makes girls tremble as they walk by. He also gets exceptionally excited around Catalina’s.

That Juan Pablo made me a paraplegic but I loved every second of it.

by 8” Rigid December 17, 2024

Juan Appreciation Day

On the 24 of November, everybody celebrates Juan appreciation day by appreciating Juan

Oh.. Its Juan Appreciation day tommorrow!!

by Not Levon November 22, 2020

juan ortega pineda

A gay cunt that works as a prostitute because he doesn't have any money. He also likes to give blowjobs for free because he loves sucking dicks.

Juan Ortega Pineda is a cunt

by Bliz May 14, 2015

Juan Frederico Santo III

Juan Frederico Santo III may seem like a cool and popular kid but he's actually GAY. Gay people are terrible and he dances like a Mexican.

Oh, He from the Squid Game? That's a true Juan Frederico Santo III

by GaymerGreen11212192121 October 23, 2022