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Josh: A whiny emo shithead that plays Final Fantasy XV A New Empire on his mobile device. Josh can be found in Realm 569 trolling female players for "teh n00ds" and talking mad shit without being able to back it up. His feelings are easily hurt and he has zero self-esteem as it is in the trash compactor next to his personality and dignity. Will attempt to be your friend through social media and in various chat programs such as LINE. Do not give in. Josh is like herpes. He never goes away and causes severe irritations after you thought he was gone.
Swirls: I am warning you what will happen if Josh gets invited here.

Swoops: Oh come on how bad can it Be?

Josh: Thanks for the invite <spans board for an hour straight>

Bane: Goddammit Josh!

Archer: Fuck, I hate this guy
by ZAHale January 17, 2018
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A inter dimensional god that is a force to be reckon with he will Yeet anything he sees even. The josh will watch anime all day but if he has to go to this thing called “outside” everyone will die he will make an earthquake that will shatter anything it will rip people into shreds it is not a good idea to socialise with it
Oh fuck there’s a Josh evacuate out of the area now
by Deku the madlad November 16, 2019
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The sweetness loving guy that you will ever come across. He will easily give his heart and time to those that deserve it; has a high sex drive and goofy as hell. You'll be lucky as hell if you ever come across him.
Wow, Josh only you can do that.
by Satisfied Girlfriend December 11, 2016
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If you ever meet a josh make sure you love him, he has a big penis ( all of them do) and joshs do not like rude girls.
Mike : is that josh

Girl : yeah that’s josh he has a big penis
by Anathequeen March 23, 2019
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A man with an autistic laugh who thinks all babies are ugly and praises Hitler for his achievements. Really enjoys playing Roblox alone because he has no friends who want to be associated with him.
That guy is such a Josh, he couldn't stop autistically laughing when I told him that demented dead baby joke!
by GhostBoi666 December 13, 2017
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josh is a name that means leader of all squirl
Hail josh (hail leader of squirls
by fatdog75 December 5, 2018
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I met him last night, he was a bit of a Josh
by JEB4635 October 25, 2017
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