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Jose Bustamante

A Jose Bustamante is a chubby Mexican with a bald head who Everyone teases because why not, he’s a Jose Bustamante! It’s funny! Don’t be A Jose bustamante
Don’t be a Jose Bustamante cries like a little girl when his tacos have too much salsa or his Grande White skinny Vanilla Latte is too Hot at Starbucks then complains to the manager. He pets everyone’s little doggies and makes baby noises. He’s that friend who drinks too much when you go out then pees his pants. Don’t Be a Jose Bustamante
by Jewcy707 January 2, 2020
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Jose Bustamante

A Jose Bustamante is a chubby Mexican with a bald head who Everyone teases because why not, he’s a Jose Bustamante! It’s funny! Don’t be A Jose bustamante
Don’t be a Jose Bustamante cries like a little girl when his tacos have too much salsa or his Grande White skinny Vanilla Latte is too Hot at Starbucks then complains to the manager. He pets everyone’s little doggies and makes baby noises. He’s that friend who drinks too much when you go out then pees his pants. Don’t Be a Jose Bustamante
by Jewcy707 January 2, 2020
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Jose

Jose is a depressing person who can't keep his girl from running away with another man.
"Look at that Jose, his girl is being stolen by m_val555 and he can't do anything about it."
by Yourmansfave700 January 14, 2020
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Jose

Jose is a person who you won't like if you hate idiots, but he's a good friend...... Im just kidding..... He's a big fat pussy, he's scared of everything hes ugly and fat... Jose is a man of his own kind and own back ground.
Person 1:Ay did you hear about jos-
Person 2: we don't say that name ever in this house you hear me

Person 1: Yes sir... Hey did you hear about jose
Person 2: YOU LITTLE SHI—
by Ig: rquin_coupie January 27, 2020
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San Jose-Chua

Chinese-Filipino family who has a net worth of $12,000,000. They are one of the top most wealthy family in the Philippines. Their family are models, millionaires and businessman. Alexandrine Chua, the most popular member of the family.
"Everyone wanted to live the life of a San Jose-Chua."
by pentagonixx March 1, 2020
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Jose

is a good fortnite player and is also gay because he likes to put a penis in his mouth on mondays, sometimes friday i he's in the mood.
jose is gay.
by assylaisthicc March 6, 2020
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Jose

I am a guy so I was born with a jose
by Wakanda4ever65 March 9, 2020
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