jonathan

A retarded person who loves games and is a gay

girl: omg did you see jonathan hes sooo gay

by jrhfdgeohf May 26, 2018

Jonathan

Fuck boy, player, cheater

Jonathan, Hes a real fuck boy

by Daddy167497257 February 28, 2017

Jontana

A word used to describe an individual that is lacking in the sexual department.

"Where's Jontana? Definitely not off having sex!"
Doctor- "Hmmm, you seem to have Jontana syndrome. No sex for you" Man- "Dammit! I was born this way"

by zigziglar March 3, 2010

Jonathan

Narcissistic and loves to hurt others. Makes the greatest fan fictions of his gay lovers that one of them is a filthy Jew that loves to smash. He also likes to insult everything that moves and refers to them being autistic. He might be a Nazi as well.

From the words of Jonathan:"James you fucking autistic fuck!!-!"
"STEVEN I HOPE YOU FUCKING KILL YOUR SELF YOU AUTISTIC DERPY MOTHERFUCKER!"

by MorrisonPimpMaster69 April 24, 2017

Jonathan

A ugly gay fag who has a small dick

He is the worst in bed

Yep that’s a Jonathan

by Grandmaster27 May 10, 2018

Jonathan

He a hoe, man thot,...hasn't looked at his socks normally from georgia...know as big ugly, not a alcoholic but a alcohol conisuer.

"Can't stand Jonathan when ever he's around,

by #1fabuloso November 9, 2017

Jonathan

A great guy nice, fun, kind, caring, he just has some weird shit going on behind the scenes. Jonathans are known for being fucked up just enough for you to never want to talk to them again, physically or mentally. Ex: disturbingly deep or high voice, way to big or way to small where it counts, way to big or way to small in general, just plain old weird shit all around, he is nice but mostly just grosses you out.

Man I wish I would have known he was a Jonathan. I almost threw up when I saw the amount of hair between his toes .

by Ikeydickie September 5, 2016