jeffication

To crap your pants in fear.

jeffication: When that zombie jumped out I jefficated in my pants!

by unholyroller187 July 20, 2006

Jeff

Jeff is a caring soul, yes indeedy. He thinks he has tricks up his sleeve, but doesn't realize she had tricks he'd never seen before.

Don't y'all worry, Jeff was paid back 10 fold for everything he's ever done. For some odd reason, he keeps coming back for more though, ugh! I can only bitch slap him so many times...I think he secretly likes it. Sick bastard.

by p'dofftittytat October 2, 2011

jeff foxworthy

The worst comedian ever, who rapes all the children on are you smarter than a fifth grader. AND IS NOT SMARTER THAN A FIFTH GRADER!

"you know you're a redneck when your sister's your mom, and your grandma's your cousin and your neice"
Jeff Foxworthy

by A Silvz February 22, 2009

Jeff Kent

An Asshole Racist RedNeck who betrayed The San Francisco Giants to Play For The Sissy Ass Los Angeles Dodgers}

That Guy on The Reds almost pulled a Jeff Kent.

by Nick Cooper June 20, 2006

Jeff

Jeff is a pice of crap and a wife/girlfriend beater his best frinds name is usually James, Jeff is going straight to hell and should go die in a hole

Girlfriend of Jeff: wow I should leave jeffhe beats me

Friend:yeah you should

Girlfriend of Jeff: you know what nevermind I’m ganna be a stupid bitch and stay with him

by I hate Jeff February 24, 2019

jeff gordon

Least-liked NASCAR driver. Liberal Californian Chevy driver.

Usage: "What's the difference between Jeff Gordon and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out."

by Most April 25, 2006

Jeff Dunham

the ventriquolist who created Achmed the dead terrorist shown on YouTube and some American TV show

"Who created that funny video?"
"You mean Achmed the dead terrorist?"
"Yeah."
"Oh that was a Jeff Dunham one."

by Kamikaze Watermelon January 11, 2009