“Jade’s theory” is her scientific claim that every brown guy has a massive big giant juicy cock just because they’re brown. (She has proven this for experience. )
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Male; He's the shit. Obviously, and it's impossible to forget him. Why? Because nobody forgets the most awesome people they will ever meet. He kicks complete ass. He is just a kick ass person.
Jade is a guy who is someone you are blessed to have in your life. He has been through hell but always gets back on his feet and shows the world he is strong enough. A very naturally handsome guy and someone who never fails to make you smile. Jade is someone you would love too spend everyday with and someone you can always count on too be there!
Jade is this awesome guy who is funny and always lights up a room with his smile. He makes you laugh when you swear you're about to cry. He trusts until he can't anymore, but only because you gave him a reason. He is loyal and sensitive and stands up for what he believes in. He believes in fairy tales and happily ever after. Don't mess with him or his friends, he'll make you regret it. He's popular and has been through so much. He won't let anything stop him from chasing his dream. He is consistently there for everyone and will never let you down. Once you meet him you have to hold on as tight as you can to her friendship and never let it go.
A beautiful/hot guy. You get just about everything with him. Jade's are usually very nice and you'd be lucky to have one as a friend.
Male; He's the shit. Obviously, and it's impossible to forget him. Why? Because nobody forgets the most awesome people they will ever meet. He kicks complete ass. He is just a kick ass person.
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Kim: Do you remember Jade?
Brizzle: How could you not remember Jade?
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Girl 1: Hey it's jade!
Girl 2: OMGGGG!!!! Should I talk to him??
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I wish I had a Jade. He could be my bae any day.
Oh my god, did you see Jade yesterday? He was so hot!
Kim: Do you remember Jade?
Brizzle: How could you not remember Jade?
Kim: EXACTLY.
Dammnnn, that guy is so Jade
Girl 1: Hey it's jade!
Girl 2: OMGGGG!!!! Should I talk to him??
Jade (Male)
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