sex and weed

sexual intercourse and pot is by far the most pleasurable sensation in the world immediatly followed by pizza
dude: so you quit pot? do you miss it
some hippie: naah not the pot, just the sex when i whas high.. its even better then half an XTC and halve a viagra
(sex and weed, untill global warming kills the marijuana plants or else for ever!)
by SomeGuyAgain January 17, 2010
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pussy weed

wild outgrowth of vaginal pubic hair
Dayummm, we gon' need a weedwacker to get thru dat hoes pussy weed.
by T.I. 86 October 24, 2007
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weed mentor

A person in your life (usually older than you by a few years) that takes you under their wing and teaches you all they know about marijuana. Lessons include: 'how to smoke', 'how to roll a joint', 'how to satisfy the munchies' and 'how to make your own bong'.
Duder 1: "So what are we doing here at your friends place?"

Duder 2: "Check this."

Duder 1: "Whoa dude is that what I think it is? I don't know how to use that."

Duder 2: "Don't worry man, I'll be your weed mentor."
by westfalia January 13, 2010
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Weed Wanker

Masturbating during or right after smoking pot.
Joe gets so horny when he smokes a bowl, he's such a Weed Wanker.
by SuttonP June 24, 2011
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dill weed

(1.) Pickle plant.(2.) Word Beavis often uses when talking to someone he dislikes.

(1.) "Wow! This dill weed is growing quick!"(2.) "He, he he he, DILLWEED!"
by Beavis/Sabres/Matt November 18, 2007
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weed science

University Degree available from Australia's University Of Technology, Sydney (UTS). Student's can major in;
1. Weed philosophy and theory.
2. Bong Physics.
3. Agriculture and Cultivation.
4. Cooking.
This is a fake degree eluding to the fact that you know your cannibus very very well.
Dude1: "Do you smoke up?"
Dude2: "Do I smoke up? Hah, I got my post-doctorate doctorate in weed science. I'm majoring in Astro-Bong Physics and they are sending me to the moon to see how a bong works in space."
by Diego August 15, 2003
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Weed Measurements

Some common amounts of dro for sale.

1g - G
3.5g - Eighth (1/8 oz)
7g - Quarter (1/4 oz)
14g - Half O (1/2 oz)
28g - Zip (1 oz)
16oz - Pound (16 oz)

Any more than that, you best know what you're doing.
ex.) My guy is moving a couple zips a day cuz im pushing almost a zip every night.

ex.)Hahaha this punk just bought 3 g's when he coulda got .5g free. Gotta know you're weed measurements, so you dont do stupid sht.
by AyyItzJAMIN August 24, 2009
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