Sheet Ripper

An especially obnoxious fart. Often attributed to the sound, reminiscent of the sound a sheet of cloth makes when torn

"Steve let out a real sheet ripper last night, I thought he'd shat the bed.

by Smilin Wanderer March 16, 2018

drying off the sheets

Blowing in the pussy to dry the cum in there

My girls was getting wet so I went and started drying off the sheets

by Nigger handles September 14, 2017

pre-sheet

The pre preparation of toilet roll lengths prior to the requirement of wipage to speed up the process of rectal cleansing

Before I need to wipe my bum I always pre-sheet

by eemocham June 7, 2017

shitting sheets

the time during which someone is a baby or very young. comes from how babies tend to poop in their sheets.

Dinosaurs were around when Larry King was shitting sheets.

by purplehater October 19, 2008

nicking sheet

UK slang for an Adjudication sheet handed to prisoners who have committed an offence while in custody.

‘I got a nicking sheet for telling that screw she smells like shit’

by drillerfromthemsides February 23, 2024

Top Sheet

Bougie

That restaurant is top sheet

by Tippertales December 9, 2023

sheet snake

Sheet snake: what you call a males penis when he lays between the sheets.

We were just laying, cuddling in the bed when all of the sudden I was bitten by a sheet snake! F

by E - n - M #Q20 April 1, 2020