Deep Tissue Dutch Oven

The inhalation of anal emissions via an ill-placed CPAP machine.
Moved the CPAP box too close to my ass last night and gave myself a deep tissue dutch oven.
by ZoinksS2k September 21, 2014
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Easy Bake Dutch Oven

a sly and sure way of executing the "Dutch Oven." Before getting out of bed you let out a fart, containing it under the blankets. you then get out of bed, careful not to let your fart escape. You then turn on the light, your spouses first reaction is to pull the blankets over their head. Easy to execute and never fails!
Jolene and Wade are laying in bed. Wade lets out a gut wrenching fart and sneaks out of bed. hes then walks to the light and turns it on, jolene screams and pulls the blanket over her head. wade is officially an asshole. and jolene had been easy bake dutch ovened.
by SML378 January 06, 2011
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dutch oven mitt

"You to**er, dont shove you dutch oven mitt in my face! Im gonna cupcake you for that. You uncombobulated, combusto flatulence ridden goit."
by Ali Bongo. October 24, 2007
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Oven Stuffed Roaster

The art of having hard anal sex with a heavily pregnant woman.
In her 9th month, and so horny she begged me to fill her bowels just like an oven stuffed roaster.
by Preggo lover February 24, 2005
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easy bake baby oven

A hetero sexual women who carries and delivers a baby for homosexual male friends, or relatives, with out financial compensation.
Megan is going to be James and I's easy bake baby oven. Who say's gays shouldn't have kids?
by the joshbob August 17, 2009
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take me out of the oven

to describe when someone has had enough of something to the point where they don't care anymore. if you are being taken out of said oven, you are considered done meaning that you are beyond the situation.
John: "OMG did you hear that we have another test in class?!"

Marc: "What?! OMG take me out of the oven, i am so done!"
by yurmother21 December 12, 2013
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shit in my oven

When something is totally trashed or dirty.
Jerry: "Dang! I got mud all over my new shoes!
Someone took a shit in my oven!"
by Sonoraaa January 25, 2009
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