scum bum

What Buford T Justice calls the bandit on Smokey and the Bandit.

I am Buford T Justice you Scum Bum!

by major_delmac February 28, 2005

Yucky Bum

Literally, a bum that has become yucky for whatever reason, possibly due to not wiping the buttcrack. Can be used as an insult.

Why don't you use some Charmin for your yucky bum?

by Mutaal sign in your face June 18, 2006

bum chocolate

a little lump of poo

I must go to the toilet before my pants are covered in my own bum chocolate.

Or,

Let me sniff your bum chocolate you slag

by JooBoy February 16, 2004

bum barnacle

noun. A small particle of excrement missed by the wipee.

'I thought my underpants were wearing thin, then I discovered an infestation of bum barnacles'.

by Stretch October 3, 2003

bum plumber

a guy that leaves a dildo in somebodies ass while they sleep.
2. a homo.

"dammit jon ur such a bum plumber!"

by Mr. P kness May 26, 2006

Bleacher Bum

A frequenter to baseball games who chooses to sit in the cheap seats, ones without backrests. The phrase is most recognizable with fans of the Chicago Cubs. These fans are arguably considered to be the loudest, rowdiest, and most obnoxious fans in organized baseball. It is not uncommon for a bleacher bum to yell and curse at opposing team's outfielders, perhaps even throwing them a beer shower when the opportunity presents itself. The male bleacher bums tend to not wear shirts, even if the temperatures are highly unfavorable. Female bleacher bums are naturally encouraged to take their shirts off by their male counterparts, all for the love of the game...

The Bleacher Bums were out in full-force today at Wrigley Field, several getting ejected when they realized no more beer was being served after the 7th inning.

by Lefty2ndbaseman June 13, 2007

monk bumming

to conjour the idea of having anal sex with a monk when being offered the chance of sex with an ugly woman especially when she has a yeast infection.

i'd rather go monk bumming than have sex with you love!

by Fallulah Hoochie May 23, 2008