Band Practice

A place where you go to get high as fuck, drunk and sometimes make music too

Hey man I went to Seventh Eves band practice and all we did was get high and wasted.

Hey man that band Seventh Eve got that dope ass bud and booze, their band practice was so good that they used their last two brain cells to run a whole ass set non stop on god.

by Seventh Eve. April 5, 2022

band hopper

A narcissistic prick who will join a band, leave it and then join another. He or She'll probably do this numerous times before bands start realising this person is just going to abandon them once they hit their peak.

" Did you hear Denis Stoff left Asking Alexandria? "

" Yeah, turns out the dude's just another fucking band hopper. "

by fag9001 March 24, 2017

Band Bond

A relationship in which one makes love to a band instrument.

Jesus Christ, Richard, are you a in a band bond with that saxophone?

Yeah, what’s wrong with that? After all, the only useful class in school is band, everything else is useless in life. Band class for life...

by wakkjobb the holy August 21, 2018

Band Geeks

Only the greatest episode of Spongebob Squarepants ever to be made I can't believe I have to write the first definition for this. In Band Geeks, Squidward assembles a band which at first is bad but when they play sweet victory at the end, they are so good that {Squilliam has a heart attack

Me and the bros watched Band Geeks yesterday and it was totally hype

by ThePurpleDoggo April 28, 2020

kwasi band

when a nigga has an afro and he puts 3 or more headbands in it to keep it out of his face

thats some crazy hair you got there, you need to kwasi band that

by wellfuck October 14, 2009

meah band

A band whos sound is rather "meahish." Basically, stick your botom jaw out a little and use a lot of short A sounds, like ah, then add some consonants, like meah, beah. like im doin right heah meah. see neawh?
Bands like creed, nickelback, puddle of mudd, metallica, pearl jam etc. etc.

Jeremyeah spoke eahnn clashass todeahheahh -pearl jam
Sleep with one eye opeaahhn -metallica
she fuckin hates meah -puddle of mudd

we listen to the modern rock station at work, they play a lot of meah bands.
all my friends have grown up and listen to meah bands.

by FopeDarmerr June 11, 2011

band of idiots

A group of people trying to work together as a team but failing miserably because they are each so obsessed with their own goals that their failure is worse than if they were alone. Like an orchestra of people with no conductor, no sheet music and none of them know how to play their instruments but they are intent on playing as hard as they can. Opposite of synergy. The sum of the parts is less than one of the parts.

I had no idea just how obsessed they were and the extreme obsession with what they were trying to do but how badly they failed. It was a band of idiots.

by cryog September 11, 2016