beta beta time

This is the time when a group of all guys gather to drink, but are unable to attract any girls to drink with. Instead of calling the night a complete waste and going to sleep, one member will yell out "Beta Beta time!" in which case the other members begin drinking until they no longer remember the lack of females.

Person 1: "Damn, there's no frat parties tonight, and all the girls we know are at POP the DREAM this weekend. There's literally nothing to do"

Person 2: "Don't worry guys, I just picked up this Jamison bottle. It's BETA BETA TIME!"

1hr 30min later.....

Persons 1-8: "ZzzzzZzzzzZzzzzzzz" (sleeping)

by PineappleTree April 13, 2014

beta-chester

yes! it's loli, chests are in beta development (originally a certain neuron interaction in my senpai's brain created this word but it's me who thought the meaning). So yeah, have any problems with the chest? CONTACT THE DEVELOPER AND REPORT THE BUGS!

My gf is a beta-chester, we were dating just an hour ago when a police man accused me for child p*rn attempt

by secretgeiorbi August 16, 2021

Beta Blockers

Ghetto slang for a thick girl's ass.

Nick: Dude, look at Pintar! She's got some real BETA BLOCKERS on her, damn!
Eric: No kidding man, haha! I don't stand a chance with that girl.
Tyrone: Ayo man y'all talking about beta blocking biches? Where she at?

by Yzilma August 24, 2025

Beta male

A man who sits on his girlfriends lap

Cohen Allen is a beta male

by N88 June 7, 2023

beta simp

A sideline simp watches and admires or dreams about the other lover.

Some beta simps never dare to open their pieholes.

by [Insert FakeName] June 24, 2024

is beta gay

jordan is gay not beta

the potato otherwise known as beta is the one true non gay living person on the planet unlike “Jordan Keys” who is mega gay so no “is beta gay” should not even be a question so fuck off jordan

by Elmopai November 16, 2018

beta jutsu

AKA Tate hands

That stupid triangle hand thing narcissist betas males do when they're scared in public, gaslighting and/or on the wrong side of an argument.

Casts an irresistible enchantment on fellow betas.

Has zero effect on literally anyone else.

Andrew Tate attempted beta jutsu throughout that entire BBC interview. It wasn't very effective.

by TruthTeller617 June 8, 2023