im the alpha male

a phrase you yell after doing something badass

After the bully beat up the kid he screamed im the alpha male

by Lucasbiggay268 February 16, 2018

[mis-IM-terpretation]

When you get the wrong idea from an instant message you read on myspace or other networking site.

Man 1:Dude,Fred said he was going out with all his guy friends to have a good time. He's so gay!

Man 2: No he meant he was going for a guys night out,your mis-IM-terpretation is retarded

Man 1: Ohhhh

by Zilchoboy September 1, 2009

wait im goated

wait im goated

wait im goated

by dunkymalunky August 28, 2023

IM Cock Block

When an ex-girlfriend, former love interest, or any other girl who hasn't spoken to you in a substantial amount of time decides to instant message you at the precise moment you're asking a girl out on a date via instant messenger.

Damn it! I've been trying to hook up with this girl for the past two days, and when we finally started to connect, Mel and Sarah decide to talk to me for the first time in months. Total IM cock block...

by Jade Messenger February 18, 2010

im so sure

A phrase of sarcasm.

Nate: yeah dude I totally fucked Christy last night.

Devan: im so sure dude. In your dreams.

by Imsosure November 22, 2016

Im Hoochin It

in tribute to a great guy, whose name is Hooch
its used for just bout anything, say ya do a good shot in pool, ya say im hoochin it

a hot girl walks past, im hoochin it!

by ben rider June 11, 2006

Im going to the bathroom

Man code for "I'm going to fuck that guys girlfriend real quick."

"Im going to the bathroom real quick."

by TomKVideo December 30, 2008