house hop

You go from house to house, and spend the night at different ones.

someone who doesn't really have a house, who just goes from house to house and mooches off everyone else.
My friend is a mooch who likes to house hop.
by moocher12345 August 02, 2009
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House Rape

A situation where a large number of uninvited house guests intentionally crash a party, consume large quantities of food and drink.
Adrian, has a party for some good friends and neighbors. Liz knows about the party, but is not invited. Liz decides to invite the entire neighborhood and claim that Adrian initiated the invite. The end result is Adrian's party having a significant number of guests and leaving him feeling house raped.
by LudaChris August 25, 2013
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House rape

When people show up at your house without permission. Living, sleeping, or just annoying the shit out of you.
Our friend was visiting from out of the country for a few weeks, stayed longer and now her boyfriend is still house raping us.

Our friend got "too drunk to drive" and decided to stay "long enough" to "sober up" and house raped us.

Our friends house rape us because our stuff is better than theirs.
by better than my friends December 11, 2010
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house depressed

man im tellin you im house depressed.
by bczar April 06, 2009
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House Targaryen

Silver haired, purple eyed crazy incest babies. Not all of Targs are cray cray, but somehow they always find a way to do some questionable shit. Despite all of this, people love them. I blame the dragons, and a prophecy one of them tried to fulfill that resorted in the downfall of this incesteous dynasty prior to Game of Thrones.
To keep the bloodlines pure, Harry, of House Targaryen, is going to marry his sister, Sally.
Hopefully, when they have babies, the gods will flip the coin on greatness.
by Tum tum September 04, 2014
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House-shiter

House-shiter is a term originated from the diary book of famous writer Nadjmou from Algeria. This word describes someone who sits in his parent's house, eats all day and shits all night. Refuse to work and demand money, a car, vacation allowance, wedding expenses, and a wife. However, when parents are either dead or poor, the house-shiter escalate his demands to the local authorities like the mayor or governor. this parasite or sponge or leech is widely popular in Algeria where the government helped manufacture millions of house-shiters by subsidizing the tremendously generous social safety-net programs like free housing, free healthcare, and free education in addition of free business grants like ANSEJ or CNAC. House-shiter is pronounced in Algerian dialect as Khray-Dar.
when someone invokes his house-shiter persona, either the government or parents are in trouble.
Hey Nad, have you heard, Slimane decided to become a house-shiter, his poor parents they are in serious trouble.
by aziz21015 February 01, 2019
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house-of-reps

noun. Short for the House of Representatives; one of the two houses of Congress, where mass debation (a pun on masturbation) occurs. Thus, the term 'house-of-reps' can be used to humorously and perhaps more subtly indicate one's prior engagement in the act of masturbation.

verb. 'house-of-repping' - to debate on a mass scale, ergo. to masturbate.
Friend: Sup mang, watcha do these holidays?
Me: Well, let's just say I adopted a very hands on interest in the house-of-reps.
Friend: Lawl, me too. Federal politics is the shiz.
Bystander (possibly female and attractive): You guys seem pretty cool... How bout we discuss world affairs back at mine?
by 2alluh8ers July 07, 2011
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