Hot pocket

Where one excretes on a females genitals and pushes it in with a penis or a dildo

Guy1: Bro I totally hot pocketed Lisa

Guy2: that’s kinda gross

by Youoyoyooyiy December 12, 2020

Hot pocket

The act of releasing flatulence into a woman’s vagina

“I can’t have sex, I’m a virgin. But you can give me a hot pocket”

by sillykitty4 May 6, 2024

Hot Pocket

While drinking tea and performing anal on male or female one would pull out and shove the tea bag up the partners anus then resuming anal intercourse resulting in a nice hot pocket

Gave her a "Hot pocket" and she loved it

by DatOneAussie June 21, 2014

hot pocket

The most delicious snack you will ever eat, so good that it gives you a full body orgasm on the first bite.

Me and my hot pocket had a great time last night.

by big smithy October 19, 2017

California Hot Pocket

When a New Age Hippie / people from LA, shit in a girl's or a man's ass then dips a hot pocket or a sandwich in the ass and eats it like a French dipped sandwich. While eating the sandwich, the person that is eating the sandwich starts having intercourse with the shit filled ass.

Logan Paul just gave that man a California Hot Pocket.

by PuRgE445 June 10, 2022

Haubs Hot Pocket

When multiple men of different ethnicities fill every hole on a woman with their meat and violently ejaculate a hot load in her.

Hey Uncle Danny, Carol really had a great time enjoying Haubs Hot Pocket last weekend at the firehouse with Dirty Mike and the boys!

by Jaron Aacobs December 19, 2024

Hot Pocket

When a straight couple has sex in a sleeping bag, causing them to be very sweaty and disgusting.

Aye, me and my bitch made a hot pocket last night

by Vinny7272 on Xbox November 26, 2020