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Hog Puffer

Chick enjoying the giving of Head!
She's a Hog Puffer
Attention of a Hog Puffer is Oh so Good!
My Girlfriend is a Good Hog Puffer!
by Philly-B June 21, 2010
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hog slat

Damn, Tammy has a hog slat!

Get your hog slat over here.
by SGTAMERICA July 18, 2015
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Hog humper

A male who tends to snort and breathe excessively loud during intercourse; in similarity to a pig.
Wow.. last night Mikey was a total hog humper. I had to fake an orgasm just to get out of there.
by Deffinerr May 30, 2016
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Hog Chog

The side fat on a woman. Usually hanging over top of pants . Also described as muffin top. Usually exposed.
Dam, look at that hog chog on that girl. Just hangin
by dumper18 April 14, 2010
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monster hog

Giant penis; generally people named "Dominic" have them
We had sex, he had a monster hog
by Dat One Dope Boi October 23, 2017
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counter hog

Counter hog is someone who takes up space at counter for a long time,not allowing other people or friends to use it when there is plenty of room. The overuse of a shared counter.

When you're at a coffee house and need to put sugar,milk, etc in your coffee or tea there is a big counter where you go to to get it. If it takes a person more than 45 seconds to complete their coffee order, they are a counter hog.

When you're on vacation with friends, or away somewhere getting ready. usually woman, but sometimes men can be counter hogs too. There are usually a lot of people that need to get ready to go somewhere, bachelorette party, weding,etc. The person that takes a long time and doesn't share the "get ready" space.
Jim said "OMG, I was at Starbucks today and just wanted to put a little milk in my coffee and had to wait for over 2 minutes for the counter hog to leave."

Kate said "I was doing my make up in the big bathroom, but Stacey kept using her blowdryer to do her hair so I couldn't finish getting ready in there."

Kelly said "God, Stacey is such a counter hog! "
by Tanya Coffee May 23, 2013
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chill hog

Person who takes all the chill.
Joey was so stoned he forgot to pass the bowl. I was like "Joey...don't be a chill hog..."
by lightningswitchblade January 5, 2018
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