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Greg

Greg is the kind of person that you fall in love with, who drives you crazy all the time, as soon as he opens his mouth to say something. (Btw the most sexy guy you will ever know).
Greg is going to Argentina to visit me 😍 I LOVE YOU HOEBAG!
by Lulu Hoebag March 22, 2017
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Greg

A Greg is a guy who is intelligent. Because they're all about the ones they love, Gregs will often be found hangin with their family. These dude really do be working hard too. Gregs are attentive boyfriends both in and out of bed. Careful listeners and patient, but they can be a little too picky sometimes. Gregs can have a quick temper but that's because they tend to wear their heart on their sleeve. Their wounds are deep but nothing that a little love can't fix. Hard working and loyal, Greg might be mad at you today, but all will be forgiven by tomorrow. If you need some laughs, Gregs are where it's at!
Susie: Dang it, I have a flat tire.
Jane: Better go find you a Greg.
by SupYo_ November 27, 2021
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Brown Greg

When a brown based fuck froth gets whipped up and contained by the asshole hair, as a product of par taking in homosexual anal activities with an unwiped asshole, forming a self contained, chocolate mousse-like lubrication system. A true breakthrough for vigorous asshole expeditions.
An unwiped Gregory ejaculated in is hand and rubbed it on Joeys cock whilst being butt fucked, creating a thick and rich Brown Greg for hours of poopy pounding. Disclaimer: may or may not contribute to a Leaky Leo
by T Puddles July 12, 2023
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Greg

There's a line. There's a big line. There's a massive line. And then there's a Greg.
Woah chill out man, stop Gregging all the stash!
by BoneSupremacy October 1, 2020
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Greg

For use when someone calls for you and you do not want to talk to them.

Use Greg even if that is not the name of the person they are looking for. It adds to the effect.
"Hi may I speak to (insert name here)?"
"We ain't got no Greg" (hang-up)
by BaileyBug92 September 7, 2018
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Greg special

When the blackjack dealer lays out a sick set of cards to turn your likely win into a bad beat. Coined by Degen Dalt, a YouTube gambling influencer.
The dealer had a 6 up card and I had 11, and he gave me a 9 when I doubled. I was feeling pretty good until then the Greg Special when proceeded to pull five twos in a row followed by a five to beat my 20.
by anonymous July 29, 2024
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Greg

Someone who turns every conversation into a question of whether they're racist/sexist.
Ex. "Why don't you want to go to that street for some food?"
"You guys are seriously calling me racist just because I don't want to go to that street?"

"Don't be such a Greg".
by Bookjackets July 1, 2017
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