Devils gate keeper

The Devils Gate Keeper: This is the cross between constipation and sketchy food decisions. You are alerted to this phenomenon by gut wrenching twisting pain in your lower abdomen. The kind of pain that makes you want to curl up in a ball and die. This pain is usually associated with the explosive diarrhea which follows a long night of light beer and Taco Bell. The difference is once you finally crawl to the toilet because it hurts too much to stand, you are not greeted with violent relief. Instead the pain continues as you strain and push with the force to cause a brain hemorrhage until you are finally able to pop the cork of despair. Once this happens you almost die as you feel your soul exit your body via your ass.

So I’m a little bit dehydrated and had ten day old leftover chicken gumbo for lunch yesterday, which caused me to battle the devils gate keeper this morning.

by Pedro11111 April 11, 2019

bumping the gate

A fun pastime that usually involves two or more beings, living or dead. This act usually is progressed by horny teenagers and at times, results in a mini human.

Jane had done it AGAIN, she walked into her bedroom before pausing and listening, and on her bed, her siblings, bumping the gate, again.

by JakeFromStakeFarm April 29, 2019

wipe gate

Taking a shitting, not whipping and going straight on for taking a shower/bath.

P1: -Did you just not wipe yourself after no.2?
P2: -No, I'm doing wipe gate!

by alupigus993 May 2, 2019

GATED

When someone gets defensive to easy and won't stop running their mouth when their mad.

Bro chill out, You GATED asf over some damn Doritos I asked for 1.

by Lyon_King_9000 September 2, 2019

Bill Gating

when you're Microsoft's daddy and are slaying all day. Being the king/ queen of technology is hard, but when you are Bill Gating that means you make it WORK queen.

"Gosh she's totally Bill Gating right there. Look at what she got on her exam!"
"Yeah! I wish I was as smart as her and also be able to rock that outfit!"

by MamiAvacado May 14, 2018

gate

A device used for smoking weed, usually made out of a water bottle and some tin foil. Synonym for gravity bong.

Hey man, wanna drop gates?

by bethlehem September 22, 2017

Gates

Is a boy who Is funny and fits in a group of popular people, gives people distinct or weird looks, needs a life but has a funny side to him

Gates needs a life.

Are you ok gates? Stop looking at me like that

by Stranger 3456 September 28, 2017