spare tyre friend 

A friend who is primarily used as a backup wen other, more entertaining options go awry or are simply unavailable. The "side dip" of the friendship list. The "Wii" when the other more entertaining friends Xbox and PS3 have been broken through excessive use. The "spare tyre", the one you were hoping not to use.

1. When a friend,lets call him Jack, only starts talking to you at a late hour, lets say 01:25. But at no other time...YOU are the spare tyre friend

spare tyre friend by sparetyrefriend January 18, 2011

Slap your short friend day 

A day to slap your short friend, on 12 feb

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Slap your short friend day by Bob died February 10, 2020

sleeping friend 

When you wait for one of your friends to fall asleep so you can masturbate with their hand. Also known as the lazy man's stranger.

I was way too drunk to sit on my hand for 20 minutes so I used the sleeping friend.

sleeping friend by Flemington Hoggin August 29, 2006

semester friend

Someone you hang out with for one, but up to two, semesters during college/university. After that, they drop off the face of the planet and/or make no effort to interact with you.

This state of "friendship" is further exacerbated if they're hostile or indifferent when you attempt contact with them.

Sam was just a semester friend. We hung out during Fall of 2008 and Spring of 2009, but now she never talks to me anymore.

semester friend by jaynahc April 22, 2011

Spring Break Girl Friend 

A female companion that resembels a girl friend but that's realationships time frame only lasts the week of spring break

Dam that girl is hot, I'm going to make her my Spring Break Girl Friend

Spring Break Girl Friend by Mateogstring March 19, 2010

Straight Best Friend 

When a lesbian has a male best friend who is straight. The polar opposite of Gay Best Friend. They can partake in activities such as talking about video games, joking, or cuddling. (The cuddling doesn't actually count because they play for the same team, but it's still nice.)

Lesbian: Omg I love Jesse! He's like my straight best friend.

Every lesbian should have a straight best friend.

Straight Best Friend by feethands October 12, 2012

sidedish friend 

As described in Rachael Yamagata's song "Sidedish Friend". A friend who you don't want to always hang out with you, but you want them when you call them. Someone to have as a friend only when it's good for you.

I don't want to hang out with you all the time, okay? You're not my friend, you're just a sidedish friend.

sidedish friend by AdamBMusic December 9, 2008