Fork you!

When somebody at the dinner table asks you to go get them a fork, you go get the fork and then say, "Fork you!" as you hand them the implement.
Frequently elicits audible chuckling if not downright laughter.

{Voni}: Craig, can you please get me a fork?
{Craig}: Sure thing there Voni...(gets fork)...Here you are Aunt Voni. Fork you!
{Voni}: Chuckles quite noticeably

by Telephony June 7, 2018

Large Fork

An unusually large fork.

Jim: Hey Joe, check this unusually Large Fork out I found!
Joe: How exciting!

by Mister Sambert August 12, 2006

forked river

a piney-ass town in the jersey shore,over populated by surfers,mexicans,and jersey shore scuzz.

Michele just came from forked river.

by acidqueen October 14, 2008

fork

a combination of the verbs to fuck and to pork. either way it means the same thing, bone dancing.

i'm a man's man, a real stone cold player from the old school. p.s. i forked your sister

by tyler"thebulldog"hernandez November 17, 2006

Cunt Fork

The cunt fork is an activity, wherby an individual jams a fork in their Cunt. Great fun

"Ow, i'm so lonely and bored. That fork sure looks shiny, maybe i'll jam it in my cunt."
"hey sweety, can i cunt fork you"

by nucc August 1, 2007

You forgot Poland

What you say to someone who repeatedly insists on using debunked facts to make the case that he actually has any sort of real platform to stand on.

Also useful to say to someone who consistently fails to see the big picture.

"Now, I know this has been disproven, but I'm going to go out on a limb here and say we've shouldered 90% of the costs and casualties of the Iraq War..."

"You forgot Poland, you dumbass."

by Kaiser Faust February 9, 2005

Fork

A less obscene way to say fuck. Also it confuses people. I mean who the hell says fork for no reason?

"Hah, nice job on your driving test."
"FORK YOU!"

by BRizzle March 10, 2004