Elijah

Elijah or Eli is an absolute dork. He's a really sweet guy but generally doesn't show that side of himself except to his closest friends. He always has some random useless info to give you. He can be totally funny and exasperating to be around. He doesn't try to, but he causes tons of confusion and some drama. He hates to see his friends hurt, and is always ready to help those he cares about. If you've got an Elijah nearby, try to get to know him. He might seem like a jerk but get to know his heart, and you'll see the good inside of him. He is also oblivious to when girls are crushing on him, which is a pain. He is extremely social, has an amazing smile, and lights up a room with his personality. He is looking for a real relationship, and he's extremely loyal to his friends and those he cares about, so go for it. Elijah is INSANE. In a good way <3

Just Elijah. You know him or you don't.

by Theguywhowritesyourpapers April 28, 2022

Elijah

The worst name created. I't is a warcrime to be named Elijah.

Person 1: I know a guy named Elijah!
Person 2: Poor you.

by D1ngus The Duck Lover April 29, 2022

Elijah Brown

A guy with blazing homosexuality.

He’s so gay he’s almost an Elijah Brown

by HEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaha May 2, 2022

Elijah

Elijah is a superior person, Elijah is above all, Elijah gets unlimited bitches, Elijah is the guy to call when need, Elijah is just dat nigga

“Omg look its Elijah praise him”

by a relatable ahh nigga fr May 3, 2022

Elijah

A guy who was or still is into pick me girls in middleschool and highschool

person1:elijah is hot I wanna date him
person2: that's sad he's only into pick me girls

by snake_oil May 9, 2022

Elijah

Elijah has the biggest dick ever . He is the most handsome person you will ever meet

Elijah has a big dick and big balls

by Fff z vscefwcw May 9, 2022

Elijah

Elijah is a g@y monkey. He has a big Shlong too. Don’t be fouled because he has such a big horse.

Omg! There’s Elijah and his big shlong

by Daddy gilbert May 11, 2022