Waking up to find your penis (usually morning wood) visible out the bottom, side, top, or through the pee slot of one's underwear. When sleeping with or around others (i.e. slumber party, crashing on a girl's sofa on the second date), you are usually the last to realize, causing embarrassment to one's self and laughter to the other party/parties.
1. “I went out with this guy the other day. He got totally drunk, made an ass out of himself then couldn’t drive. I felt bad and let him sleep on the couch. When I got up in the morning to kick him out, he had a total egg roll sticking out of his boxers. As if!!”
2. “At scout camp, Kyle comes walking out to get breakfast and pulled a total egg roll. We laughed so hard. He felt so dumb he walked home eight miles.”
2. “At scout camp, Kyle comes walking out to get breakfast and pulled a total egg roll. We laughed so hard. He felt so dumb he walked home eight miles.”
by Dizz Markie July 20, 2007
Get the Egg Rollmug. by bageltothemax March 11, 2015
Get the egg suckermug. When you ease an egg into the ass of your girl, then you fuck her pussy so hard it actually scrambles in her ass! Then you feed it to the neighbors kids!
by DukeEfan June 5, 2018
Get the The Scrambled Eggmug. by krak1 November 18, 2022
Get the crack an eggmug. by Kitty W/ Knives November 11, 2018
Get the Poop eggmug. by Salty Dog July 31, 2003
Get the bonus eggmug. by Ralphy Cakes October 30, 2007
Get the Man Eggmug.