egg sucker

One who is a genuine fuckwad & who may also suck eggs in their free time.

"Look at that egg sucker over there"

by bageltothemax March 11, 2015

Poop egg

When a bird or other animal that can lay eggs poops a big poop it's a poop egg

Person 1: HOLY SHIT MY BIRD LAYED A POOP EGG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

by Kitty W/ Knives November 12, 2018

The Scrambled Egg

When you ease an egg into the ass of your girl, then you fuck her pussy so hard it actually scrambles in her ass! Then you feed it to the neighbors kids!

The scrambled egg popped up agin! The whole neighborhood is eating cereal now!

by DukeEfan May 13, 2018

crack an egg

The action of slapping someones head that is shaped like an egg

Alvin: wassup

Jack: Dont make me crack an egg
Alvin: Thats rude...

by krak1 November 18, 2022

bonus egg

A lump of doo-doo unexpectedly delivered during a rim job.

I was tossing Big Red's salad when suddenly hit a bonus egg.

by Salty Dog July 31, 2003

Man Egg

Another term for a load of semen.

Joe dropped a load of man egg on anne.

by Ralphy Cakes October 15, 2007

egg chaser

Someone who plays rugby usual what people who play football (soccer) call them

England won the egg chaser world cup

by Matt February 08, 2005