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A Connor Dump

A poop that is soo bad, soo sloppy and really really painful, that after you have finished it, your bumchecks hurt and the worst thing about it, you’ve ran out of toilet paper.
Yo bro let me just go take a Connor dump
by NYIIII February 14, 2019
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Dump Miscarriage

When you get on the toilet ready to take a dump and end up just farting.
"I was so mad yesterday when I got up to take a dump and it ended up just being a dump miscarriage"
by Stubs7996 April 3, 2013
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Tea Dump

the act of shitting on anothers chin as opposed to putting ones genitals on their chin This is great to do after a large meal at Taco Bell.
Screw the tea bagging, let's just tea dump them.
by Rogue Word Smith May 20, 2017
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Cereal-Dumping

Cereal-Dumping: The act of eating a bowl of cereal while having a crap on the toilet.
Example One:
Adam was running late so he decided to take a cereal-dump.

Example Two:
Person 1: "Where have you been?"
Person 2: "I was Cereal-Dumping"
by Jimi93 July 17, 2011
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dump scare

when you shit in the toilet and the toilet water splashes back at you.
You’re sitting in the Sonic bathroom, after a lovely chili cheese dog. There’s a line outside that’s been there for about 20 minutes because you’ve been busy on the toilet. You’re finally done with your business, and you have one more shit to plop out. You let it out, but it is a small one. It hits the water, and you feel the cold water splash up and hit you, also called a dump scare.
by Big dicky dick boy September 12, 2022
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Government dump

When a shit requires a lot of paperwork.
Bring me some more toilet paper, I'm taking a government dump.
by aguyinnc12 July 6, 2011
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Darwinian Dump

A bowel movement of such length that it is climbing out of the toilet water.
I had a darwinian dump this morning, that thing was climbing up the side of the toilet bowl.
by PhillybertoB September 9, 2013
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