Morning Deuce Syndrome

Defecation immediately upon waking.

Morning Deuce Syndrome (MDS) is characterized by the following
symptoms: sharp abdominal pains, excessive flatulence and/or swamp
ass, and general irritability.

Dr. Marc Pierson, a world-renowned researcher from the Paris Institute
of Gastroenterology, offers the following advice for those suffering
from MDS: "Yeah, so I ran some tests and well, they came back
positive. It looks like you've got Morning Deuce Syndrome. The real
kicker is, you may never sleep in again."

Patients suffering from MDS often
retort: "I couldn't sleep in this morning.. a god damn deuce woke me
from my slumber."

by Dr. Marc Pierson January 12, 2005

deuce fo

a rim not exceding or is lower than 24"s. a chrome wheel twenty-four inches in diameter.

damn, you see dat nigga riding ova their on dem deuce fos.

by tha infomation December 24, 2008

deuce-slayer

A habitual humper of fat girls.

Brent fucked her! Damn,he's a deuce-slayer!!

by dustind June 27, 2007

Deuce the kicker

When, in role-play, the one assuming the role of "the Dick" will defecate upon the recipient "the kicker", showing them that they have done incorrectly performed within the confines of the role-play. This is a very effective form of sensual punishment within the bedroom.

Dude, my gimp was acting up last night, so I totally had to deuce the kicker!

by Angreesloth November 28, 2011

deuce bomb

Dropping a deuce in a bathroom other than yours.

I am going to deuce bomb the fifth floor bathroom so nobody from our office knows I blew out the fourth floor bathroom.

by e2shorty September 20, 2015

spruce deuce

A very large turd. Instead of dropping a deuce or log. In reference to the world's largest wooden aircraft the "Spruce Goose" built by Howard Hughes. When using "log" to describe a turd isn't adequate.

Damn that shit was like the Spruce Deuce!

by sprucedeuce October 28, 2015

work that deuce

When two guys are out at a bar looking to hook up as they survey the joint to find a table that commonly has two girls with similar goals.

"Yeah Biggie lets work that deuce under the Budweiser sign, I get the blonde, you take the redhead".

by Mr. Doobie August 6, 2008