swamp donkey

A fat lady that hangs around by herself in clubs and bars looking for a dude thats drunk enough to hit her up...usually ugly, old, fat, disgusting, and incredibly socially inept!

Man, check out that big group of swamp donkeys! There isnt enough beer in this whole bar to make me want that!

Dude, I dare you to go pretend your drunk and show them your no-no spot!

Then see if you can get them to buy me a drink!

by dudleydoright July 2, 2005

full donkey

An adverb describing the manner in which one completes a task with intense vigor and heated passion, whether the task be sexual and/or social.

Dude, me and my girlfriend totally went full donkey in my friend's bedroom after prom.

That party was crazy. I grinded full donkey on all dem bitches.

by mattanddan69 June 21, 2013

trumpet donkey

he or she who enjoys the sensation of male ejaculate stirking their facial features

I was just about to leave that shitty bar before I ran into a willing trumpet donkey

by fuckeye September 4, 2005

donkey ride

When a girl gets on top during sex and it slips in her ass

Did you hear about Stacy? I have that bitch a donkey ride

by Andres3000ish February 7, 2017

Rocket Donkey

Cowboy slang term for a Barrel Racing Horse. Usually a crazy, overhyped horse that will run you over, because he's so burnt out on barrel racing. Usually a $500 horse she spends $5k a month on in supplements, gimmicky "fixes" and chiropractor.

Oh God, here comes Brittany on her Rocket Donkey. Y'all better get out of the way!

by Mostly_feral August 6, 2020

Donkey Bash

A variation of the infamous Donkey Punch. While having anal sex with your partner, just before ejaculation, you grab their hair (or ears) with both hands and pull back hard to get a good whiplash. While pulling their head back, you thrust forward and headbutt them square in the back of the head hard. This results in the partner being knocked unconscious, but they will tighten up immensely, resulting in maximum pleasure.

(Note, this will hurt you as well, so this is only recommended to those manly men who can take a hit! Cheers!)

Greg: Hey, did you see Ryan? He's got a big cut on his forehead!

Joe: Dude, he Donkey Bashed his girlfriend last night!

Greg: No way! That's a true man right there

by Snoogins24 April 22, 2010

donkey butt

A butt that is really high up, sticks out and usually on black people, or people with long skinny legs.

Let me ride that donkey butt!
Let me ride that donkey donkey!

by CGee December 9, 2008