Cock-Nose-Dolphin

a man that has a penis looking nose and happens to also look similar to a dolphin. this is also a term for retarted people.

"Hey John! Look at that Cock-Nose-Dolphin!"
"Wow! Its Retarted Too."

"nahnahanahanah"

by Ilovemesomenigas March 11, 2010

Dolphin Bait

a friends sister who hasnt come out the closet yet agrees to hav enjoyed tutti fruity summer love.

dolphin bait was munching carpet the other day but she doesnt consider herself a lesbian

by Spanish Redneck December 14, 2008

wiki wiki dolphin

term used for people who go on wikipedia or any other website to specifically find sexual words or definitions. like a horny porpoise aka a dolphin. Di you know that humans and porpoises are the only animals that have sex for fun. True statement

Tiger, you are such a wiki wiki dolphin! - Dana
Nah, im more like a narwhal cuz im so horny! -Tiger

by ShakiraIsSoSexy November 22, 2010

hairless sex dolphin

Noun.

Being groomed to hairless perfection before sex. Skin so silky smooth it's like a wet dolphin.

Ex. Judy shaved her legs, pits, and got a wax before her big date with mark. Judy is a hairless sex dolphin

Judy shaved her legs, pits, and got a wax before her big date with mark. Judy is a hairless sex dolphin.

"Hey man, why are you taking so long in the shower?!"
"Got a big date tonight, gonna be a hairless sex dolphin"
"awh yeah, bro!"

by Cowtocracy December 28, 2015

Lumine Dolphin Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Genshin Impact While you swim in Fontain Lunine get dive like a dolphin weeee here and we're there

Friend:Is That a dolphin?
Genshin Enjoyer:We don't have dolphin in our game
Friend:That fish is diving up and down in the water looks like a white dolphin.
Genshin Enjoyer:Oh That's the main Character

Lumine Dolphin Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee diving in the water in Fontaine
Friend:Oh I see Great very based

by BadComputer September 3, 2023

Reverse dolphin stratle

When someone would be raped by a dolphin or a person dressed like a dolphin in the water from behind. Just when the dolphin thinks he has the drop on the victim he preforms a reach around and fucks the dolphin until death. The victim still tired from his amazing triumph must then eat the jizz covered dolphin remains to have strength in order to survive.

The Reverse dolphin stratle sounds brave.

by Randy's candy July 6, 2019

dolphin wearing a tuxedo

Search it on google. No pictures of a dolphin wearing a tuxedo will come up. ;w;

Person 1: Hey have you ever seen a picture of a dolphin wearing a tuxedo?
Person 2: Nope. Have you?
Person 1: Nah... maybe one day though...

by Mc. Mr. Mountain December 31, 2019