DEInied

Like where you are excited for a hot chick in a new film but because of DEI they make her a gay dude or something.

“Cynthia was excited for the new bridgerton episode with the handsome gentleman from the books, only to be DEInied when they cast the character as a lesbian woman”

by Texassman June 17, 2024

Designed-Jones

1) An intentional actions that results in an unexpected positive outcome, originating from NFL quarterback Daniel Jones' occasional ability to perform unexpectedly well. 2) In philosophy, a purpose driven action that results in net good for the universe.

"I took that test thinking I would fail it; but I got an 'A'. Looks like I pulled off another designed-jones."

The humanitarian organization's efforts, though labor intensive, have proven to be a designed-jones for the local community.

by Thatwick September 26, 2024

Designer Lifeforms

When advanced biotechnology graduates from therapy to invention. These are organisms—bacteria, plants, animals—whose DNA has been intentionally written or heavily edited to perform specific functions not found in nature. Think of microbes that digest plastic waste, glowing plants as streetlights, algae that produce jet fuel, or synthetic bacteria with a minimized genome built from the ground up in a lab. It’s playing God with a genetic toolkit, creating living tools, art, or products. The ethical questions are as large as the potential.

Example: "They didn't just modify a crop; they created a designer lifeform—a moss that produces spider silk proteins, growing bulletproof vests in a field and making traditional manufacturing look medieval." Designer Lifeforms

by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026

designer tourettes

when someone says a lot of random fashion statements over and over for no reason

"bright pink jimmy choos on my leopard print camo chanel"
"i think shes got designer Tourettes"

by dfisy February 12, 2026

Designer don

Probably the best rapper alive known for his amazing lyrics and cameos with clips mostly known for his song “Draft day” with a actual nba draft where he drafts a Glock and walks shit with a switch on the back of that bitch making it pop and he is taking over TikTok and other socials with his funny lyrics like “boy no the fuck you not” or “I would’ve shot that nigga”

You listen to that new designer don

by Donny frm Clemens March 18, 2026

Designer Drugs

Pharmaceuticals obtained by acting, and scene.

‘There’s not much redness in my throat, but I’ve had this cough that just won’t go away’ and that’s how I got a fridge full of designer drugs.

by highjinks February 19, 2025

Designer China Vagina

A surgical procedure where the vagina is rotated 90 degrees so that it resembles a Chinese person’s slitty eyes.

Functionally this is of no benefit and can result in numerous health complications, but by golly it’s funny to look at.

Babs: ‘Hey beautiful, are you a boy or a girl?’
Thai ladyboy hooker: ‘I’m a girl- I got a designer China vagina last week’
Babs (popping a couple of Viagra and unbuttoning frantically): ‘Buckle up..’

by Anonymous submissions March 3, 2025