Tot Docking

When you shove uncooked or cooked tater tots into the foreskin. For pleasure or storage. Condiments are often incorporated.

Why do you have so many ketchup packets in your car Jeff? "oh I am a big fan of Tot Docking"

by Btzu August 23, 2020

Dirty dicking

The act of fucking one chick and then before showering fucking another chick.

She'd be pissed if she knew I gave her a dirty dicking!

by Beanergeuise November 12, 2020

Monkey Dicking Around

A term my football coach would use when we would not do the drills or wouldn’t listen to him. He also would say when we bring our jerseys to school and we spilled ketchup from our school made glizzys we would have to run.

No monkey dicking around

by Gsjldxnjfx November 15, 2020

Fake Dicking

When male puts in an extraordinary effort during sex with a female. This is often due to the male being under the influence of narcotics or sexual stimulants such as viagra or cialis. The male knows this effort far exceeds his normal ability but does not disclose this to the female.

Mole Hopkins: “I gave this chick a fake dicking last night, I hope she doesn’t expect that again”.

by Melvin Smiley May 10, 2021

Tech-Dicking

A sex act in which while receiving fellatio, the recipient attempts sick-ass tricks with a miniature skateboard known as a Tech-Deck on the back of the one giving the blow job.

"So my girlfriend came over last night and brought her fingerboards with her. We were Tech-Dicking all night "

by SilkyJ August 25, 2021

Bologna Docking

When the boys want to dock but they're all circumcised. Bologna to the rescue. Always cold. Warm bologna is weird. Simply touch tips and wrap bologna around both members firmly. Sauces can be used to adjust for skin tone.

Guy 1: So what's the plan tonight?
Guy 2: How about some bologna docking with the boys?
All together: Bologna docking WIT DA BOIZ?!

by MX5J6 March 25, 2022

Long-Dicking

Long-Dicking / Long-Dicked < verb-adverb>. ; 1) Long-Dicking is , THe act of Showing another player/person up in whatever activity he/she is playing. 2 Long-Dicked is after a player has been embarrassed by another person

Patrick " Long-Dicked" Adam last night at the basketball game when he blocked Adams's last four Shot attempts and won the game.

Patrick was "long-Dicking" Adam the entire game.

by Cake.Slaughter July 14, 2022