Deck

A completely bland, abrasive person.

Just like a deck outside a home. Usually unvarnished, raw, pale, ugly, hard, abrasive, dull and bland.

So if you call someone a "deck", you are saying they're bland, abrasive, boring.

Henry is such a fucking irritating deck. Fuck him.

by ~~~ Anonymous ~~~ February 26, 2020

Staining the deck

The sweat spot left on the bed sheet after sex

Diego's little brother asked what are mom and dad doing in their room? There Staining the deck"said Diego.

by ButterBeer2 May 1, 2019

decking

brutally scrape someone else's wee wee on a hard wooden deck giving them splinters for life

Ow stop decking me Nicholas

by RGPRS September 9, 2023

deck

deck (mamad) is alireza's father (168cm shorty) he was given the name because he fucked alireza every night

"veewoooveeewoooooo" this is the sound of DECK alarm

by thefuck!MAN November 23, 2021

Wet Poop Deck

When a girl poops on your penis and then she proceeds to suck it clean off, leaving the penis soaking with saliva and her mouth full of shit

Bro me and my girl tried out “Wet Poop Deck” last night, it was crazy.

by AnalDirtStache October 2, 2019

decked

to fall on the ground humourously

my mate decked it at the club last night, they were so drunk

by kfj;k4fj4 November 16, 2021

washed the deck

To eat out a girl

My boyfriend washed the deck so good last night i can not walk right i am so raw from him

by yea me 2 December 31, 2014