Dalton

A dalton is usually the class clown and mostly spends his time in detention but when he's not in detention he is probably bullying a 2nd grader when he's in 8th grade because he can't beat him in a game of fortnite but friend wise he is kind of like an on and of friend sometimes he anoying and you just want to kill him but another he's like your best friend and for some reason a Daltons almost always get tons of girls that flirt with them but can't actually get a girlfriend and a Dalton usually is really funny and has some interesting jokes and pretty short most of the time.

Girl "did you hear that funny joke Dalton was telling everyone"
Other girl "was it the one about that grocery store"
Girl "yah that was pretty funny wasn't it"

by Nathan McCarter April 16, 2020

Dalton Browned It

The act of shitting the bed, fucking up, and absolutely dropping the ball.

The milk maiden Dalton Browned it when she didn’t produce any milk from her subject.

by DirtyHoleBandit May 7, 2020

Dalton

gay nigga

Omg did you see dalton over there he’s such a fat dickhead.

by Josh316 June 14, 2020

Dalton

gay nigga

Omg did you see dalton over there he’s such a fat dickhead.

by Josh316 June 14, 2020

damon robert foster

Damon Robert Foster is a highly atractive man with a juicy ass. He can be found in his house playing roblox. Some notable features of Damon Robert Foster is his big ass, his luscious beard, blue eyes and dirty blonde hair. He spends most of his time playing roblox and/or minecraft and jacking off. Most of his social interactions are via Discord. He is the tallest man alive and is even taller than Joaquin even though hes like 8ft tall. His arch nemisis is Mohammed Sanogo. Being half white and black he is able to have powers that Mohammed doest. Having both the power of light and dark his arch nemisis Mohammed has no chance. Mohammed being injured recently to Joaquin's fire ass roast is still recovering in a place very far away known as North Carolina. The Damon Robert Foster continues

ass

Damn he got Damon Robert Foster tatted on his ass?!

by bruhbops July 23, 2020

Damon Klaus and Kai

most fuckable iconic triple threat

kai is soft but a fucking maniac
klaus is a MOTHA FUCKING MONSTAAA
damon has mommy issues and is a sexy pancake maker

elena: did you hear that damon klaus and kai are in town!?

stefan: yeah bitch i fucked them all before you 🙄 yes i am a glitzy gobbler

by thomasheadonsucksaubbysglizzy August 3, 2020

Dalton

Literally a fat piece of shit.

Dalton: Hey Guys!
Me: Shut your stupid fat fucking mouth, go on a diet already

Dalton: :(

by Daltons Friend October 8, 2020