Floor is heaven we need to clean it with bleach , we love floor and floor love us
Be like us
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by SmallBlue_Boi November 9, 2020
Get the Floor cultmug. A community that is obsessed with a character or property specifically because it is widely perceived as mediocre or unfunny by the general public, and thus enjoy it ironically as a joke.
Not to be confused with a fandom, which engages with the character or property in its intended fashion.
Not to be confused with a fandom, which engages with the character or property in its intended fashion.
-"Wow, look at this weird art I found of Shrek making out with Garfield!"
-"Eww, those irony cults come up with the weirdest shit."
-"Eww, those irony cults come up with the weirdest shit."
by JustSparky August 4, 2025
Get the irony cultmug. by Man guy4474 August 7, 2021
Get the Michael Cultmug. by smallyaly July 1, 2020
Get the bonk cultmug. Yup. Totally. Choas. Foundation. Critical thinking. Democracy. Stalin. Hitler. Not the church.
Hym "Oh? Really? That all sounds familiar..."
Some Guy "Yeah! It's a totalitarian sect-cult that is doing anti-cult propaganda for *insert foreign enemy* bzzzzrrp!"
Hym "Neat! I love those!"
Some Guy "But it's not the church! Don't think for a second that the church would EVER... Do a targeted disinformation campaign... I mean... They would burn people alive but they would NEVER lie blatantly about a g-g-g-guy! *beep boop*"
Hym "Oh shit! There's a guy now!? Who's the guy!?"
Some Guy "Oh man! You won't believe it! He's a schizophrenic psychopath with adhd and a messiah complex and a Nepolian complex and he's got all the disorders and he says he's being targeted and harassed but really he is organizing the targeting and harassing!"
Hym "Oh? Really? That all sounds familiar..."
Some Guy "Yeah! It's a totalitarian sect-cult that is doing anti-cult propaganda for *insert foreign enemy* bzzzzrrp!"
Hym "Neat! I love those!"
Some Guy "But it's not the church! Don't think for a second that the church would EVER... Do a targeted disinformation campaign... I mean... They would burn people alive but they would NEVER lie blatantly about a g-g-g-guy! *beep boop*"
Hym "Oh shit! There's a guy now!? Who's the guy!?"
Some Guy "Oh man! You won't believe it! He's a schizophrenic psychopath with adhd and a messiah complex and a Nepolian complex and he's got all the disorders and he says he's being targeted and harassed but really he is organizing the targeting and harassing!"
Hym "Wow! I like him already! Tell me more!"
Some Guy "Oh geez, well, he wants to sow the seeds of CHOAS! And he LOVES Stalin and Hilter! And he HATES democracy! And he's doesn't want you to use your critical thinking so he can destroy the foundation of the west and trick you into thinking that the church is bad!"
Hym "Oh no! How could a Jewish incest cult possibly be bad!?"
Some Guy "I don't know! But you don't believe him, right? Because he's got all the disorders and complexes that there are. AND! AND! He's possessed by a ghost!"
Hym "Ohoho! Spooky! That's a pretty spooky Totalitarian Sect-Cult right there! I'll keep an eye out, alright? You take care now."
Some Guy "Bzzzzrrrp! R-r-r-remember, the church might be hiding pedophiles but they definitely wouldn't ever expend any capital to steal a guy's identity and replace him with crisis actors to promote an explicitly pro-religion propaganda campaign!"
Hym "Well alrighty then dawg. For shizzle."
Some Guy "Oh geez, well, he wants to sow the seeds of CHOAS! And he LOVES Stalin and Hilter! And he HATES democracy! And he's doesn't want you to use your critical thinking so he can destroy the foundation of the west and trick you into thinking that the church is bad!"
Hym "Oh no! How could a Jewish incest cult possibly be bad!?"
Some Guy "I don't know! But you don't believe him, right? Because he's got all the disorders and complexes that there are. AND! AND! He's possessed by a ghost!"
Hym "Ohoho! Spooky! That's a pretty spooky Totalitarian Sect-Cult right there! I'll keep an eye out, alright? You take care now."
Some Guy "Bzzzzrrrp! R-r-r-remember, the church might be hiding pedophiles but they definitely wouldn't ever expend any capital to steal a guy's identity and replace him with crisis actors to promote an explicitly pro-religion propaganda campaign!"
Hym "Well alrighty then dawg. For shizzle."
by Hym Iam February 7, 2025
Get the Totalitarian Sect-Cultmug. The Apple Cult is the best Cult there is! We worship Apples, Cortland, Bob, and the Apple leader Robby. And go to our Apple Cult website and our Apple Cult trivia to learn stuff about it. Some of the properties are that if you don't own a spoon it is a sin, National Apple Cult Day is on March 12th, National Cortland Day is on September 25th, And Apple Month in October. And if you do good in the Cult you can get into our special ranks! So go and join the Apple Cult!
Billy: Can I join the Apple Cult?
Apple Cult member: Sure! You have just joined the best Cult in the World!
Billy: Let's go!
Apple Cult member: Now go and respect the best fruit!
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Apple Cult member: Sure! You have just joined the best Cult in the World!
Billy: Let's go!
Apple Cult member: Now go and respect the best fruit!
Sponsored by shadow (YouTuber)
by MyButtHurts69 May 3, 2022
Get the Apple Cultmug. A bunch of introverts or extroverts ambiverts that like danganronpa or know and Himiko Yumeno is the leader
by kork #4484 January 16, 2020
Get the Dr Cultmug.