“Depressed Cows”

literally the best boi who is shy af tho

“Depressed cows” is soo nice ;w;

by InkyKinky May 24, 2018

german croissant

When your flaccid dong is half way wrapped around your balls like your wrapping them up

Boy 1: Last night I was trying to “cook up” a German croissant but I just couldn’t do it
Boy 2: dang that sucks

by Tyler crock August 1, 2018

La Croissant

A word used to express your excitement about something.

Jessica: "We have a substitute instead of Mr. Jenkins today."
Jordan: "La croissant!"

by IHRN September 28, 2018

bitch crocs

the unoriginal crocs ex: flip flops, sandals,etc. for those who don't want to be seen wearing real crocs.

"Hey look! Mom's buying bitch crocs."

by bitchcrocs July 17, 2019

asher crawshaw

the kid that fell into the bushes while eating lunch and caused the massive Christchurch earthquaKE lOsEr

oh that u asher Crawshaw the kid who fell into the bush and cause the christchurch earthquake

by hi im theibis October 2, 2019

Cum Crocs

The pair of crocs used by males as a vessel to receive seminal fluid instead of the vaginal canal. Commonly used by college students.

Bro, quick lemme bust in your cum crocs!

Uh, whats that smell?

oh, fuck I might be wearing my cum crocs.

by yeeyee dipski in the lipski December 8, 2019

National crocs day

wear crocs all day for February 12 and hop on the wave

National crocs day Wear crocs all day.

by Jagzilla4 January 21, 2020